MissArizona
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Make it so
Today, my dad shaved his head. This wouldn't be so bad if he didn't expect me to address him as "Captain Picard" 24/7 now. He won't answer me otherwise. FML
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flagshipfail 0
well then you better address him as such.
pinkerbell 8
Your dad is awesome.
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xrainbowshadowx 17
Your dad is boss! :D
OGReaper 2
aaaahahhahahhahaha
decidedlyvague 11
rub his belly and say... "Oh great buddha... aren't you any closer to enlightenment?"
snoopyF 9
I want to meet our dad...
dogpup4 23
Haha, what a legend. What'd be even more cooler is him actually sounding like Patrick Stewart.
Cruisenick123 0
Warp 9.2, engage.
christanaamamore 3
Yes captin we are entering the space time continuum
christanaamamore 3
I luv star treck!!!! U have an awesome dad!!!!!!
lionlvr 9
LMAO THAT IS AWESOME.
Drummer389000 0
hey look at it this way... you get to make fun of him in public 24/7 ;)
captainbj2 0
Captain Dickard, you mean....