MissArizona
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Make it so
Today, my dad shaved his head. This wouldn't be so bad if he didn't expect me to address him as "Captain Picard" 24/7 now. He won't answer me otherwise. FML
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flagshipfail 0
well then you better address him as such.
pinkerbell 8
Your dad is awesome.
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woodrow68oo 2
Make it so!
Jaime_Sanchez 0
Call him "Spock" to piss him off
loudema 5
I wonder if he will say "engage!" when he is banging your mom!
Friaza 29
Captain Pricktard*
katt_is_here 24
Oh quit your bitching OP. Your dad is awesome.
Nuahavizu 17
fyl? your dad sounds pretty awesome! erm, sorry... cpt. picard sounds pretty awesome!
AidanLikesLlamas 0
then make it so
justanotherhuman 21
Dear OP, ...this is not the attitude of a successful number one. That fourth pip requires sacrifices. This is one of them.
NPN_Scorpio 16
Go way retro and call him Kojak.
NPN_Scorpio 16
...or if you're a fast runner and/or plan to move out soon, use what my brother in law said when I went through a que ball phase: "You look like a **** with ears on it!"