MissArizona
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
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Make it so
Today, my dad shaved his head. This wouldn't be so bad if he didn't expect me to address him as "Captain Picard" 24/7 now. He won't answer me otherwise. FML
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flagshipfail 0
well then you better address him as such.
pinkerbell 8
Your dad is awesome.
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Comments (109)
rock999 0
that suck and FIRST !!
flagshipfail 0
well then you better address him as such.
NoodleBurger 0
agreed.
Keyman1212 14
They called me Captain Bitches in basic... Probably cause I was bitchin' awesome. Or because I bitched a lot...
iLOLatURpain69 7
Do I like Kirk? Or do I like Picard
chuckychan 8
mid life crisis?
mudkipsan 19
Make it so.
duckman9 55
and it would also be a good idea if you would go back into the kitchen and make him a darn good sandwich, just to play it safe!
eminemchick 19
24- spend every weekend at the renaissance fair got my name on my underwearr..
ktateprado 0
(insert witty comment here)
enonymous 9
Number 1 let me ask you something. If I whispered in your ear that commander worf's head looks like a fanny would you join me in a laugh?
scrapmetal58 9
Call him Locutus of Borg instead. And say "blow up the damn ship, Jean-Luc!"
commietaco 0
(insert horrible insult about 65 here), it's not that funny.
Pixxio_O 11
Shave your head and expect him to call you the same thing
ktateprado 0
(insert a shut the f*** up for 78 here) I can do anything I want!
ahti546 11
Picard > Kirk
maz_irken 6
Yes, I think I might be up for that!
maz_irken 6
whoops wrong comment!
AnonymousTroll 2
No Spock, it would be illogical to deny speaking your opinion about your own captain, especially since you are a good two posts into this conversation.
Cokie_the_Clown 5
Call him Britney Spears if you want him to shut up.
twitch851 9
Mr popo has spoken!!!!!
futurepharmer 6
you could also call him Professor Xavier.
alex1432 9
When you're living under his roof you do what you are told, unless it's anything sexual then you call child sevices
Ray_of_midnight 23
Came here to say THIS. OP's dad sounds awesome. Or OP could start calling him "Professor Xavier."
fury1031 10
No, he is not worthy of that name.
mike3775 39
sounds like your dad is messing around with you. Just roll with it and play along
daysgoby902 6
I agree. besides it won't be long before his hair grows back
ktateprado 0
I say he pretends like he is 5 like his dad is doing. Fun times.
pinkerbell 8
Your dad is awesome.
JumboSquidster 0
YOUR DAD ID AWESOME >:D
ktateprado 0
Your mom is awesome. *wink wink*
ktateprado 0
Your mom is awesome *wink wink*
steveakafranxy 7
#68 being funny didn't work out for you the first three times you posted, and this is no different
maz_irken 6
crap wrong post
ktateprado 0
Ahem 93 nobody asked your opinion on me so if you don't shutup I'll kick your ass granny style.
fabcade 14
I agree
maz_irken 6
I commented that I had commented on the wrong comment, on the wrong comment. -.•
RacerX1695 1
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Holy_ish 19
lmao cool dad
DarkHelmet 10
your Dad is hilarious!
HannahForbesxo 13
Keep slapping his head until he answers.
MrSassypants 34
Or rub his head and look into it to see your future.
Gourmet_Taco 0
Spit on your hand then lovingly rub his head. Wash your hands after, please.
BBeffedmylife 28
OR, make him a cup of Earl Grey and be satisfied knowing that your dad is AWESOME.
DeathBunny218 37
you could call him captain pick arse and see what response you get out of him then
DomoLaDii 8
lolz!
Polo_X 0
Hmmmm....tell him he looks terrible bald and to make himself look better he needs to put pins all over his face and head. Then you can call him pinhead! The Hellraiser look is the latest fad...
commietaco 0
you tried a little too hard. it's okay, we all do it sometimes.
Polo_X 0
Thanks. Yeah, I want them to take this off now, haha! People around here don't respect pinhead I guess. Bad idea to bring him up :p
commietaco 0
if we could delete comments for thumbs down, I would delete 2/3rds of my comments.
LacyWings 3
Your dad is the shit.