MissArizona
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Make it so
Today, my dad shaved his head. This wouldn't be so bad if he didn't expect me to address him as "Captain Picard" 24/7 now. He won't answer me otherwise. FML
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flagshipfail 0
well then you better address him as such.
pinkerbell 8
Your dad is awesome.
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Comments (109)
Somoajoe11 2
Haha!! Better than Vin Diesel!
sadistmonkey 19
I hope he has the accent to match.
SexyQueen0905 24
I laughed so hard on this one! Don't blame him though. Captain Picard is pretty awesome.
tamm0r 0
Be thankful that he didn't get a plastic surgery on his ears...
SteelCladAngel 0
Picard was human...no pointy ears You're thinking of Spock
cally72 0
well you better 'make it so'
bluebird0020 2
Coolest dad EVER.
chili_is_good 0
I totally agree
screambloody 7
Like a boss.
ThreeSheetsGone 12
At least he doesn't want you to call him something else, like "Captain ********".
SlaveToRetail 10
Eeeeeeeeeegh, my head. x_O
allinicolesmh 0
Try captain dumbass.