MissArizona
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Make it so
Today, my dad shaved his head. This wouldn't be so bad if he didn't expect me to address him as "Captain Picard" 24/7 now. He won't answer me otherwise. FML
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flagshipfail 0
well then you better address him as such.
pinkerbell 8
Your dad is awesome.
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Comments (109)
mikalyn_21 0
Given that you're family, I'm sure that you get away with Jean-Luke
BelleBelle_fml 11
Jean-Luc...Captain Jean-Luc Picard.
purrfume 0
Hehe!!
Wheredidgrungego 12
We are trading dads. Now.
woopdattrick 5
Win. I wouldn't have a problem at all adressing my Dad as such. Not "FML" worthy.
sematariux 7
I love these crazy ass "dad" FML's Lmao
knight0748 5
then tell him he's gotta address you as Q. and being Q would mean you can do whatever the hell you like.
mikalyn_21 0
Given that you are family, I am certain that you could get by with Jean-Luke.
Simpson143 2
I wish my dad was this cool... :(
fakeaccountX 6
I bet you facepalmed so hard.
BelleBelle_fml 11
No, but I did facepalm when I read your comment.
SteelCladAngel 0
I call my husband captain sometimes LOL We got a keurig and it brews tea in seconds so he asks for 'Earl grey, hot' when he want me to make him tea It makes him smile which is a rarity because he's a cranky bastard most of the time.
duckman9 55
I have a question, just so I don't die stupid: why the heck do women stick around such bastards?? I guess S&M is cool for some ppl :)
SteelCladAngel 0
Because even though he's a cranky bastard I love him. It's part of who he is. Just like being a miserable bitch, disliking people who don't use 'their/there/they're properly and having a mouth like a sailor is part of who I am.
GraceKathryn97 0
HA! That sounds like my dad! :P