MissArizona
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Make it so
Today, my dad shaved his head. This wouldn't be so bad if he didn't expect me to address him as "Captain Picard" 24/7 now. He won't answer me otherwise. FML
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flagshipfail 0
well then you better address him as such.
pinkerbell 8
Your dad is awesome.
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Comments (109)
PLPrincess 8
How is this an FML? This is hilarious and awesome!
Pslcybn5 7
Epic Trekkie!
sonny2john 8
Fail
bigbadtim 7
Make it so.
pip74205 9
Call him Locutus of Borg
shamona 4
why is this an fml?
GogoTheGreat 12
That's not an FML, that's pure awesome!
Ilawlatu 2
He has cancer, he is just trying to lighten the mood.
sheethapins 13
Try addressing him as Voldermort, or He Who Should Not Be Named.
Nashiq 8
Engage!