MissArizona
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Make it so
Today, my dad shaved his head. This wouldn't be so bad if he didn't expect me to address him as "Captain Picard" 24/7 now. He won't answer me otherwise. FML
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flagshipfail 0
well then you better address him as such.
pinkerbell 8
Your dad is awesome.
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Comments (109)
wonderboy84 0
Now this guy is funny as hell ah ha ha ha ha
ashtree 12
Lets just hope he can live up to the high expectations we now have for him.
bigbadtim 7
Bring him a cup of Earl Grey.
steph8608 0
Your dad is awesome!
FelixVC1 21
That is awesome :D
bigbadtim 7
Shave your head, sit in a wheelchair, and get him to call you Professor X.
alisidewinder 9
call him captain dad and see what he does.
37vipers 0
Who is captain picard?
bigbadtim 7
Captain Jean-Luc Picard: Captain of the U.S.S. Enterprise NCC-1701-D and NCC-1701-E from Star Trek The Next Generation, and the movies.
eleventeen11 1
That's something Peter Griffin would do lol
omgwtftoni 0
This is my all time favorite