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MissArizona This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff United States

Make it so

Today, my dad shaved his head. This wouldn't be so bad if he didn't expect me to address him as "Captain Picard" 24/7 now. He won't answer me otherwise. FML

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well then you better address him as such.

pinkerbell 8

Your dad is awesome.

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Ur dad is awesome!!! Hahaha

Your dad wins.

As funny as this is, if it really annoys you try saying "captain prickard" and see what happens.

That's kinda funny

lmaoo sorry parents can be very embarrassing!!

And for the love of god make sure its hot.

haha this made my day LOL

Fortitudine 3

You're dad is a bad ass then.... You're not worthy to be his number 1!

Your dad sounds ******* awesome!

cheer4ever96 8

You have a pretty awesome dad. Lol :)