Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of four years. Her response? First, she threw up all over me, then she started crying hysterically. I'll take that as a no. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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SekC 0
Correct me if I'm wrong, but don't girls usually cry when they get really happy? Maybe puking and crying are her ways of saying yes. Odd creatures these females are.
cheque_please 0
first, why did she throw up? second technically that wasnt a 'no'. maybe you just caught her on a bad day...bad timing??
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Comments (82)
netbeui435 3
bullsh**
MonkeySpeaks 4
No. This could very well be true. My friends boyfriend of four years proposed. She started crying and had to run outside to throw up. And she had very valid reasons for the reaction.
aghoogha 0
that happened to my friend once, his wife ( before she was his wife ) kept puking and stuff when he proposed to her. dont worry
lisaloise 3
YDI for telling her when she was drunk o_O
HyperactiveJer 0
I'm terribly sorry :(. But the question is .... Why did she throw up?
amatayo 0
I don't know if I can believe this. it just seems like if this happened you would have had an answer by the time you decided to post this. I'm mean really how many post FML's on the day the incident happens. So yeah if this had happened if would take at least 24 hours before you would come to post and within that time you would have. heard something out of her. but hey I'm not the fake police so whatever
hXcsoccerplaya 0
well guess your year is ruined. time to go find a new one
jjcooper 0
That doesn't have to mean no, maybe she was sick and thought it was funny that she threw up right when you asked her.
FML_babe 0
maybe she's pregnant thats why she blew chunks! and the crying? well you just proposed AND then she threw up on you, I don't think the story she wants to tell everyone when asked 'how did he propose?' is ' i vomited all over him when he asked!'
Shinotama 0
Lol, maybe it was happy crying?
withered 30
Well could be she's pregnant and could be she cried of happyness xD