Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of four years. Her response? First, she threw up all over me, then she started crying hysterically. I'll take that as a no. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She promptly had a panic attack and screamed, "No!" FML
Today, after my girlfriend telling me for years that she would marry me in a heartbeat, I finally proposed. She said no. FML
Today, due to nervousness, I threw up while proposing to my girlfriend. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of 3 years. She responded by drinking all the alcohol in sight, falling unconscious and pissing herself. Six hours later, she said that I was too immature and that's why it would never work. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She got incredibly excited and started flapping her hands around. Then she suddenly went deadpan and said, "But seriously… No." FML
Today, I kissed the girl I love for the first time. Her reaction? She vomited. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She was so happy that she began flapping her hands around and screaming. She was flapping her hands so hard she smacked herself in the face and started crying. FML
Today, I proposed. She immediately said no and then broke up with me. FML
Today, my girlfriend caught the bouquet at her sister's wedding. I took it as a sign so after we got home, I proposed. She laughed and said no way. I'm done. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed. I fainted due to the excitement. He took it as a "no" and won't pick up my calls. FML
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Top comments
SekC 0
Correct me if I'm wrong, but don't girls usually cry when they get really happy? Maybe puking and crying are her ways of saying yes. Odd creatures these females are.
cheque_please 0
first, why did she throw up? second technically that wasnt a 'no'. maybe you just caught her on a bad day...bad timing??
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Comments (82)
lakelife 0
That's not a no you just got her pregnant to early
tjnaprincess 8
Maybe she threw up cuz she was nervous then started crying because she realized she just threw up?
lmfaooxox 1
A lot of people throw up when they are nervous so maybe she was nervous ? :)
dianadoll 23
I bet she meant yes and was just so overwhelmed by emotion she threw up. hope you ended up getting married!(:
ladybuggirl1234 3
she probably has bad anxiety. maybe it scares to think of that stuff? just chill and wait :)
doglover100 29
That seemed like a yes to me. She was excited and anxious.
doumtabarnack 12
The emotional surge probably made her sick then she cried cause she kinda messed with the proposal
KraigKasala 3
honestly i think thats a yes.
Capriciousfox 27
I think she got over excited. For the first 3 weeks dating my boyfriend, I would get "lovesick" and puke at the end of our dates. It doesn't mean she doesn't love you, she just got nervous.
fantasyworld 39
Sounds like a yes. It seems she was excited and overwhelmed.