Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of four years. Her response? First, she threw up all over me, then she started crying hysterically. I'll take that as a no. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She promptly had a panic attack and screamed, "No!" FML
Today, after my girlfriend telling me for years that she would marry me in a heartbeat, I finally proposed. She said no. FML
Today, due to nervousness, I threw up while proposing to my girlfriend. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of 3 years. She responded by drinking all the alcohol in sight, falling unconscious and pissing herself. Six hours later, she said that I was too immature and that's why it would never work. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She got incredibly excited and started flapping her hands around. Then she suddenly went deadpan and said, "But seriously… No." FML
Today, I kissed the girl I love for the first time. Her reaction? She vomited. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She was so happy that she began flapping her hands around and screaming. She was flapping her hands so hard she smacked herself in the face and started crying. FML
Today, I proposed. She immediately said no and then broke up with me. FML
Today, my girlfriend caught the bouquet at her sister's wedding. I took it as a sign so after we got home, I proposed. She laughed and said no way. I'm done. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed. I fainted due to the excitement. He took it as a "no" and won't pick up my calls. FML
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Top comments
SekC 0
Correct me if I'm wrong, but don't girls usually cry when they get really happy? Maybe puking and crying are her ways of saying yes. Odd creatures these females are.
cheque_please 0
first, why did she throw up? second technically that wasnt a 'no'. maybe you just caught her on a bad day...bad timing??
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Comments (82)
lifesucksmoveon3 0
she's probably pregnant. the same thing happened to me when my boyfriend proposed right before i told him.
Chibineko223 0
Fyl. That sucks
tniggs 0
she was probally really excited and threw up due to nerves and cried since she ruinned the proposial
afallingstar 22
being married makes me wanna throw up and cry too...
laurenv1234 0
Maybe she was actually sick!!! And maybe she does want to marry you.
AKALurch 0
dude shes probably nervous nd embarrassed give her a break!
eazyemad 0
hoes will be hoes
ryryman 5
dang bro sorry it's okay tho
saltypirate 0
That means a definate yes from where I come from
camelspanker69 0
maybe she was just nervous so she threw up and then she was crying bc she was embarrassed for doing that. don't give up on her