Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of four years. Her response? First, she threw up all over me, then she started crying hysterically. I'll take that as a no. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She promptly had a panic attack and screamed, "No!" FML
Today, after my girlfriend telling me for years that she would marry me in a heartbeat, I finally proposed. She said no. FML
Today, due to nervousness, I threw up while proposing to my girlfriend. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of 3 years. She responded by drinking all the alcohol in sight, falling unconscious and pissing herself. Six hours later, she said that I was too immature and that's why it would never work. FML
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Today, I kissed the girl I love for the first time. Her reaction? She vomited. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She was so happy that she began flapping her hands around and screaming. She was flapping her hands so hard she smacked herself in the face and started crying. FML
Today, I proposed. She immediately said no and then broke up with me. FML
Today, my girlfriend caught the bouquet at her sister's wedding. I took it as a sign so after we got home, I proposed. She laughed and said no way. I'm done. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed. I fainted due to the excitement. He took it as a "no" and won't pick up my calls. FML
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SekC 0
Correct me if I'm wrong, but don't girls usually cry when they get really happy? Maybe puking and crying are her ways of saying yes. Odd creatures these females are.
cheque_please 0
first, why did she throw up? second technically that wasnt a 'no'. maybe you just caught her on a bad day...bad timing??
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xenomorph 0
Something made her throw up . . . was she drunk? Had she eaten mushrooms? Is she sick? She thought her moment was ruined--I would have said "It's all right, I still [repeat proposal]."
MonkeySpeaks 4
Ok. This happened to my best friend. Her boyfriend of yrs proposed. She cried and threw up amd it most definitely was a big NO. Why? Her now ex was irresponsible. He was in debt from school and she was starting med school. The debt itself was enough to put strain on a relationship bu they were having problems already. The relationship was already going downhill. His solution was to go even further into debt, buy a ring a propose. The same month he did this he hadn't given her any money for rent, bills, or living expenses. Mind my friend doesn't need a man to take care of her. She's a Dr now. She's ridiculously strng and intelligent. The best person I know. But she needed a man who was responsible. Who she didn't have to take care of. Who could be an equal partner in hhe relationship. He showed more than once toward the end he couldn't. My friend sad she felt a wave of fear amd anxiety that was so intense that she ran outsid to throw up amd then hid crying. Her ex kept trying to push her to reconsider. Which put more pressure on her. She soon after ended the relationship. Thank god for that. She is now a resident surgeon. She's saved lives. She's saved babies lives And delivered at least fifty via c section. (seriously, she did ob rotations). He ex carries a rock in his pocket amd is still dependent on others. He's even had the audacity to ask for for financial help two years after the incident. Not to mention for evryine saying girls cry when we are happy? Yea sure well get teary or cry but well be laughing at the same time. Hysterical "this is bad" crying is way different from happy crying.
dianadoll 23
sounds like you're in love with your friend geez
BritishHobo 0
Well, what did she say after that? Yes? No? Or did she just leave without explanation and never contact you again?
CheapoBilo 0
If she wasn't drunk I'm calling shinanigans.
Blue_Coconuts 7
she's pregnant.
TheECP 1
Wow, that really sucks...I wouldn't think it was a No right away though...
ChaplinSnakker 0
Sounds to me like you're targeting the weak young man
kagome43210 0
maybe she is pregnant and the baby is from another man so shes cheating on u and was cry cuz u just proposed and shes cheating on u? she screwed up her life if that is so
letthemxeatcake 0
That still doesn't mean she meant "No". She could've been waiting for the day you propose to her but got too nervous and threw up.
Mario9587 0
Dont know what u tell u. that response is not in my book. But, what she say after?
DameGreyWulf 1
Okay, so...? I mean, what happened afterward? Perhaps your surprise just stressed her out extremely, or she wasn't feeling well in the first place. Not necessarily a "no."