Today, my boyfriend offered to give me a piggyback ride from the house to the car as means of avoiding walking in mud. Both aware of how tall he is, he crouched extra low and I jumped extra hard. This makes for a terrible example of leapfrog, and a faceplant in the mud. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I tried to surprise my boyfriend by jumping on his back for a piggyback ride. He wasn’t expecting it. We both ended up on the floor, and I owe him a new pair of glasses. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be romantic to pick me up, throw me over his shoulder and take me to the bedroom. Little did he know that he literally threw me over his shoulder, and I face-planted on the ground. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were in my backyard goofing around when he tried to pick me up. He couldn't. I jokingly tried to lift him. I did so without much effort. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to be romantic by dipping me backwards and kissing me. He dropped me on my butt, then stepped on my hand while trying to help me up. FML
Today, I was babysitting three little kids. I gave one of them, a seven-year-old, a piggy-back ride, thinking I was strong enough. I managed to get a few feet before face planting on the wooden floor. She's fine though, no pain or anything. My face took the impact for both of us. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be cute to try and pick me up while kissing, instead he tripped and slammed the back of my head on the corner of the wall. FML
Today, my boyfriend picked me up bridal-style to carry me to our bed. As he carried me through the bedroom door, the dog ran between his legs and sent us both crashing to the ground. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend came over to visit. Being nice, I let him walk down the stairs first, following after him. I still managed to reach the bottom before he did; after taking one step, I lost my footing and fell all the way down, scraping the skin off my arms and legs, and bruising my butt. FML
Today, I was out for a jog when I saw my ex-boyfriend walking towards me. I tried to duck behind a tree to avoid him, but I slipped on a plastic bag and fell into a lovely patch of mud. He saw the whole thing and walked away smirking. FML
Today, I was walking my dog when he did his business. He then stepped all in it and coated his paws. As I was struggling with him, I slipped and landed butt-first into his steaming pile. My boyfriend nearly fainted from laughing. FML
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Jellytastic 0
if he crouched very low then why couldn't you just climb onto his back?
fualignment 0
lol this is cute
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GoatNuts 0
well... if he is really tall and crouching he will be unbalanced.. therefor if she jumps with force onto his back while he is crouching he is going to lose all stabilty...
shoeliz 0
ouch! however I wish I had seen that
Cricketiscool 0
chivalry at it's best! :)
killabeast1 0
I love you snickerdoodles
mffdlgplsaa 0
be happy that at least you have a bf who gives you piggyback rides! Or tries to :p
FruityLoooons 8
Oh my, OP. I read this in class and laughed out loud. Thanks to you, I almost got my iPhone taken away. >:( haha, it was worth it.
riack 2
maybe she didn't know how much force to exert in order to get on his back. I am also led to believe that as he crouched down , something she wasn't completely aware of, she jumped using too much force leading to her free facial.
jellyfishdelight 0
lmao!!!! that sounds like a great day OP
Meru 0
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LongJohnnie5 0
The girl named Snickerdoodles= Super Troll of fml. I mean, she gets EVERYbody fired up. Just ignore the girl and she won't piss you off. Fa sho
Nagem1891 1
LongJohnnie, I think you speak for all of us about Snickerdoodles. She's a freaking bitch, always making an FML NOT be the main topic, or saying the OP is retarded because they can't do what she can. Oh another thing for Snick, how LOW did your dad go for you to jump on his back? If he was low enough, no shit you did not have to jump hard. But most people only bend their knees a bit like half-crouching, so yeah we all need a bit of extra strength to jump up - especially if the person you are jumping on is crazy taller than you.
CRUZs_GURL1 0
she was probably on a chair to I doubt that her dad would go really really low she just alters things to make herself sound super great lol