Today, my boyfriend offered to give me a piggyback ride from the house to the car as means of avoiding walking in mud. Both aware of how tall he is, he crouched extra low and I jumped extra hard. This makes for a terrible example of leapfrog, and a faceplant in the mud. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I tried to surprise my boyfriend by jumping on his back for a piggyback ride. He wasn’t expecting it. We both ended up on the floor, and I owe him a new pair of glasses. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be romantic to pick me up, throw me over his shoulder and take me to the bedroom. Little did he know that he literally threw me over his shoulder, and I face-planted on the ground. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were in my backyard goofing around when he tried to pick me up. He couldn't. I jokingly tried to lift him. I did so without much effort. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to be romantic by dipping me backwards and kissing me. He dropped me on my butt, then stepped on my hand while trying to help me up. FML
Today, I was babysitting three little kids. I gave one of them, a seven-year-old, a piggy-back ride, thinking I was strong enough. I managed to get a few feet before face planting on the wooden floor. She's fine though, no pain or anything. My face took the impact for both of us. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be cute to try and pick me up while kissing, instead he tripped and slammed the back of my head on the corner of the wall. FML
Today, my boyfriend picked me up bridal-style to carry me to our bed. As he carried me through the bedroom door, the dog ran between his legs and sent us both crashing to the ground. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend came over to visit. Being nice, I let him walk down the stairs first, following after him. I still managed to reach the bottom before he did; after taking one step, I lost my footing and fell all the way down, scraping the skin off my arms and legs, and bruising my butt. FML
Today, I was out for a jog when I saw my ex-boyfriend walking towards me. I tried to duck behind a tree to avoid him, but I slipped on a plastic bag and fell into a lovely patch of mud. He saw the whole thing and walked away smirking. FML
Today, I was walking my dog when he did his business. He then stepped all in it and coated his paws. As I was struggling with him, I slipped and landed butt-first into his steaming pile. My boyfriend nearly fainted from laughing. FML
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Jellytastic 0
if he crouched very low then why couldn't you just climb onto his back?
fualignment 0
lol this is cute
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FatalWedgie 0
I pretty much hate everything that comes out of this broads mouth.
FatalWedgie 0
Sorry snick. I lied. I don't hate everything u say. i actually found humor in you grammar-Nazi skills. But when you're not being a grammar-Nazi, I kinda hate you.
FatalWedgie 0
oh, and for the record, maybe the fml WAS made up, but it was made to be funny and funny it WAS. So please shut the **** up with your anti-fml c.s.i. bullshit!
JoeMamas 0
I call bullshit on THIS bullshit.
justj2010 0
snickilljoydoodle= sopping wet blanket. some people want to laugh. you would rather debate. this is probably not a good app for you- maybe iDebate or iAmAlwaysRight is up your alley. I learned from you today, though. Thank you for teaching me how silly it is to take life too seriously. Seriously. wHoOpS i dId nOt uSe pRoPeR cAPiTaLiZaTiOn...uH oH...
CRUZs_GURL1 0
type...like....this.....she..,,,hates.,,,,it....more.....lol...., bUt sHe AlSo HaTeS tHiS , n tis she dnt lk it wen ppl tlk lik tis
Fminetoo 0
How the hell did this FML turn into a food debate. Really, can we all stay on topic please? Snicks, i usually tease you just a little bit, but this whole FML is flooded with the debate. I find that you are intelligent and all, but please learn to "let it go" sometimes. And to all the others that voiced there opinions about fat. You are equally guilty. I just dont feel like typing so many usernames. Im not just picking on Snick.
ChrisCTL 0
I'm with you #123. I pretty much think she is a twat.
okieraider71 4
Number one on You Tube if you have a vid!
aLexll_fml 0
That's awesome. Did you guys wrestle after?
ChrisCTL 0
I honestly hope you become paralyzed from the neck down so I don't have to read your snooty bullshit. I don't think you will ever get married because you are simply full of yourself. Please tell me what man would want to be around a women like that. None. Have a drink or smoke a bong. Maybe you'll adapt to being a normal human being.