Today, I was walking my dog when he did his business. He then stepped all in it and coated his paws. As I was struggling with him, I slipped and landed butt-first into his steaming pile. My boyfriend nearly fainted from laughing. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was walking my dog but every time he looked like he was about to "go", he became uninterested with the spot and kept walking. I, following behind, tripped over a bump in the sidewalk and face planted. My dog then finally urinated, all over my aching body. FML
Today, I was walking my dog when, as usual, he did his business in the grass and stepped off to the side. I squatted and reached for the bag when my dog spotted another canine. He lunged forward in excitement and I landed face forward in the feces. FML
Today, I was walking my dog when he stopped in the middle of the street and took a dump. I looked around furtively but saw nobody, so I just kept walking. I stepped in it on the way back home. FML
Today, I was walking my dog when I slipped on some mud and fell onto my ass. As I fell, I let go of the leash, and my dog just stood there, staring at me in what seemed like curious judgment. FML
Today, as I was walking my dog around the block, I fell in the splits position on wet dirt and ripped my pants right on the front. I then had to walk home casually holding a chihuahua on my crotch hoping I would not run into anyone. FML
Today, I finally did the splits for the first time in my life! Unfortunately, it happened when I stepped in wet dog poop on my kitchen floor. One foot slipped forward in it, and I fell right on top of it. FML
Today, while walking my dog in the darkness, I bent down to pick up his poop. I screamed like a little girl as his morning turd leapt up my arm, covering my hand and jacket sleeve in soggy poop. My dog had curled one out onto a dozing frog. I skipped breakfast. FML
Today, while trying to pick up dog poo, I tripped and landed in the pile. FML
Today, my dog had diarrhea in his cage. While I was carrying his dirty bed downstairs to the washer, he ran by and tripped me. FML
Today, I stepped in a pile of dog shit. While trying to get it off by wiping my foot on the grass, I stepped in another pile. FML
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RichardPencil 32
I wish I had the vocabulary to aptly describe what kind of situation this sounds like.
jbuckets_404 39
That's a shitty (not another fine) mess that you've got yourself into, Ollie. Don't you mean "now-formerly-owned-by-me dog?"
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Comments (9)
RichardPencil 32
I wish I had the vocabulary to aptly describe what kind of situation this sounds like.
TCRII 30
Shit happens
EmDizzle2007 28
someone please kill the "shit happens" joke. it's over. it's been over. let it DIE!
jbuckets_404 39
Have you read the book, "Who Shat That?" Now THAT's a shitty book! ;-)
EmDizzle2007 28
yeesh
RichardPencil 32
We need to keep these areas safe for the requisite “shitty situation” comment without it being sullied by “shit happens.”
EmDizzle2007 28
not that it's really any better, but at least that's less to the point.
jbuckets_404 39
That's a shitty (not another fine) mess that you've got yourself into, Ollie. Don't you mean "now-formerly-owned-by-me dog?"
donb23 23
If your boyfriend goes with you, throw the crap at him if he does not help you.