Today, I woke up to an angry snake trying to climb the leg of my bed. My bedroom was closed all day yesterday. It must have gotten in my room days ago. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, as I was rushing to get out for work, I opened my door just in time to witness a large snake slither into my home. I had no choice but to lock it inside and go to work. I've now spent several hours searching for it with my friends, and we can't find it. I'm scared to go to sleep. FML
Today, I had to chase off the Eastern Brown snake that's been hanging around. When it doubled back, I fell over trying to move out of its way and landed in a bush that contained 3 separate wasp nests. My body feels like it is on fire and the snake is now in my chook shed, refusing to leave. FML
Today, I went into my room and found a plastic snake on the floor. I yelled out to my sister, "Good one, Ellen!" I picked up the snake to take it to show her. The snake started moving in my hands and bit me. I had to go to the hospital. FML
Today, my son's glasses were missing. My bathroom is not well lit, but I noticed something sticking out from under the toilet seat. I excitedly grabbed it, thinking I saw the band of the glasses. Nope, it was a snake. FML
Today, my cat decided to show me just how much he loves me by bringing a live snake into my bedroom. Thanks. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to cure me of my snake phobia by buying one. When he took it out of the cage, it bit him. Now he's terrified of them too. Even worse, he dropped the snake, so it's now loose in our house. FML
Today, I went out to get milk from the garage fridge for my mom. The moment I stepped out, my foot settled on the neighbor's boa, who likes to escape. After my mom finally opened the door to my frantic shouting, she spotted the snake, slammed the door, and locked both of us outside. FML
Today, I found that there is nothing worse than coming home to a snake slithering across your kitchen floor. Except when it disappears into your cabinets. FML
Today, I was taking a hike through the Appalachians. I lost my balance in a steep area, and grabbed for a root along the trail above me. It turned to not be a root, but a large, angry snake. FML
Today, my 6 ft snake got loose. I found it. It was in my neighbor's backyard, constricting their pet rabbit. FML
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w2z1 0
Was he a...sneaky snake?!?!
ohSNAPyall 27
Sssssshit.
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Comments (93)
fjretsel 1
was it your father's trouser snake?
Bill3485 3
be glad it wasnt an angry bird. those guys are forces to be reckoned with.
UmbraeCatervae 0
good point my fine sir good point
Privations_fml 0
Yeah, you better watch out if you're a pig... a green pig at that.
VirgoKisses 0
U sure it wasn't ur boyfriend? Lol
Zmeilerr 22
You should learn to control your animals.
Zmeilerr 22
You should learn to control your animals.
Zmeilerr 22
You should learn to control your animals.
Zmeilerr 22
You should really learn to control your animals.
benefiits 0
dude WTF.
mfjkr 10
solid snake needs a box
wisericky 12
get the snake to chase you around the room, then throw food behind you as you run. soon the snake will become very long and get it to crash into it self. snake problem solved :D
OrgasmicBunnies 9
wooo :D