Today, I got demoted from my manager's position, only to be replaced by a 21 year-old who has never worked in retail in her life. I now have to spend the next month teaching her my job so they can fire me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after working at the same place for 3 years, I found out that they are not only cutting my hours but now I have to take orders from some girl I trained because she was promoted over me. FML
Today, I was demoted at work to a much harder and more time-consuming position because, I quote, "You have more experience." My boss is now telling the others I volunteered to be moved to the lower position. FML
Today, it's my first day as the boss, after waiting months for this promotion. Today is also the day my replacement, who I trained for three months, quit. Now I've got two jobs for the price of one. FML
Today, I was fired from the job I've had for 15 years. My boss recently hired his daughter as a senior manager and she made several cuts because, as she put it, the sales team was "too old and lame". I didn't know being a young bitch was a requirement to work at a furniture warehouse. FML
Today, a month after getting a big promotion, I found out that I'm stuck with my old job. No one wants to take my old position, so they are vacating my new one and will post it, because, "This one is more desirable, and your's is shit." FML
Today, it was my first day as a promoted manager. I got fired for being late. FML
Today, after a month at my new job, my boss fired me because I didn't have enough experience. She hired me with full knowledge of this fact. FML
Today, thanks to downsizing and corporate restructuring, I was "promoted" to the entry level position I had 10 years ago. FML
Today, I got fired from my dream job. I found out today that the girl who trained me lied and taught me how to do things wrong, so that when she got back from maternity leave, she could get me fired and take her job back. My new coworkers were in on her plan from the beginning. FML
Today, the only colleague I dislike was promoted to be my manager. FML
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Top comments
TheWaitingGame 0
don't train her! goof off until you find a better job elsewhere then quit on them.
cthulhu1138 1
Half-ass it, look for a new job, and quit.
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Comments (103)
TypoH 7
I have a perturbing habit of randomly sucking balls, guys, I just wanted you all to know that. Okay, carry on, gentlemen.
banana_buddy 6
what sucks is ur comment
nicobington 1
typoh go suck a **** u **** trying to bring a guy down asshole
kornhead09 0
Why is it that on every other FML and even other comments on this FML people say the same thing just not as blatantly but you guys decide to just rage all up in this gangsta's grill.
tjv3 10
train her wrong so she screws everything up
iIixoxiIi 0
why are they firing you, OP? There must be a reason behind that. : If I were you, I wouldn't teach her anyway. How can I teach her to take MY JOB!!
nicko_oz 4
ahaha if a business management major in Australia gets a job in retail.. Then they suck! Business management majors would not be working in retail but higher ranking businesses. You can become a manager in retail just through training or a simple certificate in retail management that takes **** all
TheWaitingGame 0
don't train her! goof off until you find a better job elsewhere then quit on them.
pinkballoon 0
Agreed except OP should train her just enough to were they don't fire the OP before she finds another job.
sourspraykay 8
Agreed.
insanesna1l 0
yeah she probably screwed up enough to get the sack. just teach her incorrect info and start skimming when no one is around.
TheChampagneBoi 5
i agree train her all the wrong things
anonymous13791 0
haha first bitches and you should teach her wrong
541MedfazWcM 0
well maybe u were a shitty manager ydi
coldasfire 23
Seems like it's a shitty company, as they expect OP to train her replacement for 0 pay if that is the case.
jjuan6 0
I smell troll.
Avenged7Gabe 0
I smell retard that doesn't know how to comment on FML'S
cthulhu1138 1
Half-ass it, look for a new job, and quit.
simran9 0
trueeee
Ariasmake_1 0
I hate when people tell half the story! I'm sure you deserve it if they are giving your job away.
dealerdon 0
not always man sometimes companies just go for the smaller paycheck
zuzupetalsYO 11
and the cuter ass
fbgm4lyfe 0
just dont teach her its that simple
FatElie 0
The replacement must be a retard if it's going to take them a month. Also, THEY TOOK UR JOB!!
tnfan 3
sounds like she's banging your boss
mintcar 10
Is she incredibly attractive? Could be the reason.
C6Racer 0
Probably
michael666 7
to bad that's illegal to fire someoone just because they are better looking.