Today, I woke up to an angry snake trying to climb the leg of my bed. My bedroom was closed all day yesterday. It must have gotten in my room days ago. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, as I was rushing to get out for work, I opened my door just in time to witness a large snake slither into my home. I had no choice but to lock it inside and go to work. I've now spent several hours searching for it with my friends, and we can't find it. I'm scared to go to sleep. FML
Today, I had to chase off the Eastern Brown snake that's been hanging around. When it doubled back, I fell over trying to move out of its way and landed in a bush that contained 3 separate wasp nests. My body feels like it is on fire and the snake is now in my chook shed, refusing to leave. FML
Today, I went into my room and found a plastic snake on the floor. I yelled out to my sister, "Good one, Ellen!" I picked up the snake to take it to show her. The snake started moving in my hands and bit me. I had to go to the hospital. FML
Today, my son's glasses were missing. My bathroom is not well lit, but I noticed something sticking out from under the toilet seat. I excitedly grabbed it, thinking I saw the band of the glasses. Nope, it was a snake. FML
Today, my cat decided to show me just how much he loves me by bringing a live snake into my bedroom. Thanks. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to cure me of my snake phobia by buying one. When he took it out of the cage, it bit him. Now he's terrified of them too. Even worse, he dropped the snake, so it's now loose in our house. FML
Today, I went out to get milk from the garage fridge for my mom. The moment I stepped out, my foot settled on the neighbor's boa, who likes to escape. After my mom finally opened the door to my frantic shouting, she spotted the snake, slammed the door, and locked both of us outside. FML
Today, I found that there is nothing worse than coming home to a snake slithering across your kitchen floor. Except when it disappears into your cabinets. FML
Today, I was taking a hike through the Appalachians. I lost my balance in a steep area, and grabbed for a root along the trail above me. It turned to not be a root, but a large, angry snake. FML
Today, my 6 ft snake got loose. I found it. It was in my neighbor's backyard, constricting their pet rabbit. FML
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Top comments
w2z1 0
Was he a...sneaky snake?!?!
ohSNAPyall 27
Sssssshit.
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Comments (93)
TheNewGuy03 29
SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE-- |the kid|
pinkballoon 0
He was only angry because you woke up before he could get in the bed.
sneakysnake 0
That was me climbing up her leg!
ulicksam 0
Angry? What a douche.
JosieBongs 0
Where the **** do you live for that to happen!? The desert!?
matthewguy 0
this is so bad
three3_fml 2
A black guy was trying to rape you ?
gunman15 4
new movie snakes on a bed
StephWALKER 17
I would probably have had a heart attack right there and then.
Vincentsmit11 3
That's what Solid Snake does, he probably was in your room for weeks and you didn't notice. Wonder why he was angry though..
January8 5
I have been reading this stuff for a while and haven't joined. I wanted to comment a bunch on things but didn't bother to, eh. YOU THOUGH...your comment hahahahahhaha was the SOLE reason I joined the website. So I can say HOW BADASS of a comment that was. I started laughing aloud to myself at work, like a crazy hahaha. So good. You made my day...I just keep imaging it over and over and keep laughing. I gotta stop reading it. This is a small office.