Today, I woke up to an angry snake trying to climb the leg of my bed. My bedroom was closed all day yesterday. It must have gotten in my room days ago. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, as I was rushing to get out for work, I opened my door just in time to witness a large snake slither into my home. I had no choice but to lock it inside and go to work. I've now spent several hours searching for it with my friends, and we can't find it. I'm scared to go to sleep. FML
Today, I had to chase off the Eastern Brown snake that's been hanging around. When it doubled back, I fell over trying to move out of its way and landed in a bush that contained 3 separate wasp nests. My body feels like it is on fire and the snake is now in my chook shed, refusing to leave. FML
Today, I went into my room and found a plastic snake on the floor. I yelled out to my sister, "Good one, Ellen!" I picked up the snake to take it to show her. The snake started moving in my hands and bit me. I had to go to the hospital. FML
Today, my son's glasses were missing. My bathroom is not well lit, but I noticed something sticking out from under the toilet seat. I excitedly grabbed it, thinking I saw the band of the glasses. Nope, it was a snake. FML
Today, my cat decided to show me just how much he loves me by bringing a live snake into my bedroom. Thanks. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to cure me of my snake phobia by buying one. When he took it out of the cage, it bit him. Now he's terrified of them too. Even worse, he dropped the snake, so it's now loose in our house. FML
Today, I went out to get milk from the garage fridge for my mom. The moment I stepped out, my foot settled on the neighbor's boa, who likes to escape. After my mom finally opened the door to my frantic shouting, she spotted the snake, slammed the door, and locked both of us outside. FML
Today, I found that there is nothing worse than coming home to a snake slithering across your kitchen floor. Except when it disappears into your cabinets. FML
Today, I was taking a hike through the Appalachians. I lost my balance in a steep area, and grabbed for a root along the trail above me. It turned to not be a root, but a large, angry snake. FML
Today, my 6 ft snake got loose. I found it. It was in my neighbor's backyard, constricting their pet rabbit. FML
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w2z1 0
Was he a...sneaky snake?!?!
ohSNAPyall 27
Sssssshit.
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metallicshadow 16
your bedroom room?
ohSNAPyall 27
Sssssshit.
mrlopez 13
Whatsssss that again?
natalieb534 0
I put it there sorry
odorksky 0
ugh, mine too. I hate snakes :/
mintcar 10
That's really scary. How the hell did a snake get into your house? You should clearly find a way to get rid of this angry snake before it gets too comfortable in your cozy room.
maraach_fml 0
Mother******* snakes on a mother******* bed?
itsfaithbabyy 0
LOLLL I've had it with these mother******* snakes on this mother******* bed!
StrangerDangerr 0
both wins !!!
allmidnighteyes 11
You know, you don't have to censor yourself for FML. There's no word censor here. Watch. ****ity ****-**** ****balls ****ing Mc****erton from ****erville. edit: **** YOU WORD CENSOR. ****ing ****s
sam2000_fml 6
******* bull shit
tencentsakiss 19
Snakes can squeeze into some really small places. I doubt a closed door would stop them.
grdianknight 0
what makes you so sure it was angry? you obviously made it out ok, but that would be something I wouldn't want wake up to. fyl
gatiekatie 0
because it was jumping an trying bite me haha
ChibiChibi_fml 28
If you had a snake "jumping an trying bite" you in your room than my suggestion would be to call the news because it's not really a common thing for snakes to jump. At this point there is only really one snake that is even considered to have the ability to.
reptileguy1296 0
Are you talking about the Paradise Tree Snake of Central America?
sandiiiiiii 0
Omg I'd be so scared.
MeganDizzy95 0
i am deathly afraid of snakes. FYL Op. that must have been TERRIBLE
tenniscrazy2 6
I agree, there's nothing in the world I'm more afraid of than snakes =O