Today, I found out that my mother has been seeing my maths teacher. I'm still failing his class. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after a conference with my teacher who had previously accused me of not doing my homework, she finally discovered she'd been losing it all this time. I've been getting straight Fs for a month. FML
Today, disappointed with my results on a mathematics test, I went over it and realized my teacher had added up the marks incorrectly, leaving me with 17% less than I earned. The person who's supposed to be teaching me math can't even perform basic arithmetic. FML
Today, I cheated on my math exam. I still failed. FML
Today, I learned, 90 horrifying minutes into a college exam, that my 85-year-old calculus teacher had spent the last three weeks teaching us the wrong chapter. FML
Today, I walked into my new maths class. I stepped inside only to be yelled at by the teacher for nearly 15 minutes. I was then told never to enter her class again and was sent to the principal. My identical twin brother was in her class the period before me. He also has a thing for older women. FML
Today, I came home to find my dad crying. Turns out my parents are getting divorced because my mom had an affair. With a teacher at my school. A female teacher. And the school isn't going to fire her because she's a good teacher. Every day at school I'm going to have to see her. FML
Today, I passed my math test with flying colors. My dad thought I had cheated, so he emailed the school and told them that I had. They lowered my grade. FML
Today, I found out that my mother was having an affair with my boss "to help me keep my job" because she thought I was useless. FML
Today, I found out my mom is the nude model for an art class at my college. FML
Today, my maths teacher, who hates me ever since I pointed out a mistake he made a few months ago, rang my dad and blatantly lied to him about me swearing at him in class. It was a complete load of bollocks, but my dad believed him and took away my PlayStation until after Christmas. FML
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Top comments
Cinn_fml 23
Good on your teacher for not feeling an obligation to break the rules because he's dating your mum. Maybe you should ask for help if you're failing.
Alzied 0
FYL for wanting to rely on your mom for your grades.
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Comments (286)
zachjack 0
U Dumbasses in England they say mathS! I'm American and I know that!!!
thatsrugged 2
FYL.. because It seems your mom is a horrible lay.. if she put some back into it you might skate with a C-
samammynanny 0
hahaha
bigbadtim 7
You should try sleeping with your maths (math for Americans) teacher to bolster your mark.
soccerbug6 0
and apparently your failing English if you think he's a "maths" teacher
Cinn_fml 23
Apparently you're failing English for improper use of 'your'. Also, see above threads for explanations about why 'maths' is not a typo.
RedPillSucks 33
Also, you fail at reading. Good Lord. When I first started reading FML I didn't know the UK called it maths either, but I was stupid enough to correct someone after it was pointed out about 40 billion times in previous comments.
RedPillSucks 33
*wasn't*
HeyLookOverThere 3
The OP is going to have horrible images in her head now... o.O Don't worry about the relationship and start studying. There was some good advice about asking for help in the earlier comments. Good luck!
Shilokitten666 19
Um right by the ops username it clearly states that this she you are refering to is in fact a he just a friendly fyi
Saiyza 4
So? My friend failed his mom's class. It's normal.
akaOtter 1
he shoulda slipped it to his teacher to bump his grade.
ivanoff 0
I'm seein a bartender... yes I get free drinks. you moms doing something wrong!
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Free drinks and fudged math grades are in no way similar. -.-
Shilokitten666 19
Im seeing abartender to and get free drinks because he bartends at his parents bar i dont fet free drinks cause i put out, im freaking family, so ur point is lost, are you saying your a drink *****?
Kikren 0
Today, I found out that my mom may have a shot at true love with one of my teachers, instead of going after my dumbass, deadbeat dad who helped concieve of me. I, being the retard I am, am failing said teacher's class and want to blame this on him. FML
kevinfenchak 0
yes.
womblebat 2
ydi, get your own grades up and stop relying on your mom. what the hell is wrong with you?