Today, I found out that my mother has been seeing my maths teacher. I'm still failing his class. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after a conference with my teacher who had previously accused me of not doing my homework, she finally discovered she'd been losing it all this time. I've been getting straight Fs for a month. FML
Today, disappointed with my results on a mathematics test, I went over it and realized my teacher had added up the marks incorrectly, leaving me with 17% less than I earned. The person who's supposed to be teaching me math can't even perform basic arithmetic. FML
Today, I cheated on my math exam. I still failed. FML
Today, I learned, 90 horrifying minutes into a college exam, that my 85-year-old calculus teacher had spent the last three weeks teaching us the wrong chapter. FML
Today, I walked into my new maths class. I stepped inside only to be yelled at by the teacher for nearly 15 minutes. I was then told never to enter her class again and was sent to the principal. My identical twin brother was in her class the period before me. He also has a thing for older women. FML
Today, I came home to find my dad crying. Turns out my parents are getting divorced because my mom had an affair. With a teacher at my school. A female teacher. And the school isn't going to fire her because she's a good teacher. Every day at school I'm going to have to see her. FML
Today, I passed my math test with flying colors. My dad thought I had cheated, so he emailed the school and told them that I had. They lowered my grade. FML
Today, I found out that my mother was having an affair with my boss "to help me keep my job" because she thought I was useless. FML
Today, I found out my mom is the nude model for an art class at my college. FML
Today, my maths teacher, who hates me ever since I pointed out a mistake he made a few months ago, rang my dad and blatantly lied to him about me swearing at him in class. It was a complete load of bollocks, but my dad believed him and took away my PlayStation until after Christmas. FML
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Top comments
Cinn_fml 23
Good on your teacher for not feeling an obligation to break the rules because he's dating your mum. Maybe you should ask for help if you're failing.
Alzied 0
FYL for wanting to rely on your mom for your grades.
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Comments (286)
kennakatherine 0
You expected him to pass you just because they're together?
gennarawr 0
do better& you'd have a better grade. duh
batgirl_babygirl 0
you're probably failing English too. maths teacher?
manonwater 0
work harder at studying, and you might pass!!! dipshit!!!
sxm 13
lol.
Mmcalz 0
wow
catatonicsleep 17
OP you do realise that in this country who your mum is screwing will never help your grades that you leave school with since all GCSE/A Level grades are assessed outside the school and not by your teacher. If you are failing maths you better get some help with it. If you think your mum screwing the person grading the papers will get you a pass you better find a way to hack the government system and find out who is going to grade your papers and set her up with them....
Cinn_fml 23
Or, you know, the OP could learn that he can't expect a boost in a grade just because his mum is in a relationship with his teacher. It's not fair on those who actually earn their grades. :P
anela_fml 0
maybe you should concentrate on English too to help you since you (MATHS) teacher won't give in.
Cinn_fml 23
Ok, I take it you (and quite a few others, but I cba to reply to all of them) didn't read the many strings of comments that explain why maths is not a typo? Also, as it is only one letter difference, is it not outside the realms of possibility that it might have only been a typo and therefore the OP's english skills are fine? Not that it matters, as it is correct anyway. (Also, as typos aren't allowed anymore, I think your own English skills leave something to be desired :p)
catatonicsleep 17
its not a typo we really do spell it maths
Cinn_fml 23
I know it's not a typo (I've been arguing that maths is correct), I was just saying that even people who don't know it's spelt Maths in place, might realise it was just a typo. Or they could read the many threads that have explained it.
insanesna1l 0
maybe your mum needs to swallow
imright24 0
You failing has nothing to do with your mom. That said, she must suck in bed (or not suck).