Today, I found out that my mother has been seeing my maths teacher. I'm still failing his class. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after a conference with my teacher who had previously accused me of not doing my homework, she finally discovered she'd been losing it all this time. I've been getting straight Fs for a month. FML
Today, disappointed with my results on a mathematics test, I went over it and realized my teacher had added up the marks incorrectly, leaving me with 17% less than I earned. The person who's supposed to be teaching me math can't even perform basic arithmetic. FML
Today, I cheated on my math exam. I still failed. FML
Today, I learned, 90 horrifying minutes into a college exam, that my 85-year-old calculus teacher had spent the last three weeks teaching us the wrong chapter. FML
Today, I walked into my new maths class. I stepped inside only to be yelled at by the teacher for nearly 15 minutes. I was then told never to enter her class again and was sent to the principal. My identical twin brother was in her class the period before me. He also has a thing for older women. FML
Today, I came home to find my dad crying. Turns out my parents are getting divorced because my mom had an affair. With a teacher at my school. A female teacher. And the school isn't going to fire her because she's a good teacher. Every day at school I'm going to have to see her. FML
Today, I passed my math test with flying colors. My dad thought I had cheated, so he emailed the school and told them that I had. They lowered my grade. FML
Today, I found out that my mother was having an affair with my boss "to help me keep my job" because she thought I was useless. FML
Today, I found out my mom is the nude model for an art class at my college. FML
Today, my maths teacher, who hates me ever since I pointed out a mistake he made a few months ago, rang my dad and blatantly lied to him about me swearing at him in class. It was a complete load of bollocks, but my dad believed him and took away my PlayStation until after Christmas. FML
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Top comments
Cinn_fml 23
Good on your teacher for not feeling an obligation to break the rules because he's dating your mum. Maybe you should ask for help if you're failing.
Alzied 0
FYL for wanting to rely on your mom for your grades.
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Comments (286)
christian50 0
You and your mom must suck at what y'all do
BethiiGeex 0
a maths teacher. sick.
pureecstasy 5
bad sex?
spl00ge 0
I assume you're failing English too?
kevinfenchak 0
guys, "maths" is how British people refer to it, and it makes sense when you realize it's short for mathematics. yes, there's an "s" at the end. people are stupid sometimes.
pureecstasy 5
cmon now sex is never really bad. I'll attempt at a pun, sex is like pizza when it's good it's really good, when it's bad it's still pretty good.
underpaid011 0
it's "math teacher". are you also failing language arts?
suppressed08 2
'Language arts'? For a start the OP is from the UK. And 'language arts' sounds lame as ****.
Grell_fml 0
What are you, five? Who the hell calls it "Language Arts"? I'm fairly positive that you're in 6th grade because after that, we call it "English" Furthermore, before you make yourself look like an ignorant prude, try reading one of the many posts on why "Maths" is not a typo.
analyzewithin 0
And your grade should change BECAUSE? Suck it up and study hard -when you join the real world with the rest of us, your mom probably won't be dating your boss, or anyone else who requires real WORK from you. More studying, less whining. +/-
lostfaithinpppl 19
Exactly!
danica45 7
haha maths.. and i do know they use it in uk and many european countries its just a funny word to me im not poking fun just saying
colin2010 0
obv you fail in english to because its math! not maths teacher...just saying.