Today, I found out that my mother has been seeing my maths teacher. I'm still failing his class. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after a conference with my teacher who had previously accused me of not doing my homework, she finally discovered she'd been losing it all this time. I've been getting straight Fs for a month. FML
Today, disappointed with my results on a mathematics test, I went over it and realized my teacher had added up the marks incorrectly, leaving me with 17% less than I earned. The person who's supposed to be teaching me math can't even perform basic arithmetic. FML
Today, I cheated on my math exam. I still failed. FML
Today, I learned, 90 horrifying minutes into a college exam, that my 85-year-old calculus teacher had spent the last three weeks teaching us the wrong chapter. FML
Today, I walked into my new maths class. I stepped inside only to be yelled at by the teacher for nearly 15 minutes. I was then told never to enter her class again and was sent to the principal. My identical twin brother was in her class the period before me. He also has a thing for older women. FML
Today, I came home to find my dad crying. Turns out my parents are getting divorced because my mom had an affair. With a teacher at my school. A female teacher. And the school isn't going to fire her because she's a good teacher. Every day at school I'm going to have to see her. FML
Today, I passed my math test with flying colors. My dad thought I had cheated, so he emailed the school and told them that I had. They lowered my grade. FML
Today, I found out that my mother was having an affair with my boss "to help me keep my job" because she thought I was useless. FML
Today, I found out my mom is the nude model for an art class at my college. FML
Today, my maths teacher, who hates me ever since I pointed out a mistake he made a few months ago, rang my dad and blatantly lied to him about me swearing at him in class. It was a complete load of bollocks, but my dad believed him and took away my PlayStation until after Christmas. FML
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Top comments
Cinn_fml 23
Good on your teacher for not feeling an obligation to break the rules because he's dating your mum. Maybe you should ask for help if you're failing.
Alzied 0
FYL for wanting to rely on your mom for your grades.
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Comments (286)
Your_A_Retard 0
"has been seeing my maths teacher." Just stop posting. People only feel sorry for you because you have the IQ of a two year old. You are a disgrace to the human race you should seriously think about the meaning of your existence and end it because you ruin our lives.
Black_Letter 19
Not only is it stupid that you're bashing a British person for spelling, but your name uses the wrong your/you're. Get a life.
jkgfdxb 0
she's taking one for the team. maybe it hasn't gone into full effect yet
Dommin 4
Maybe your mom should also be sleeping with your English teacher for making "math" plural.
boatkicker 5
Maybe you should read all the other comments on this FML, and find out why OP put the s on the end.
Cinn_fml 23
Or, you know if it's too much hassle to read all the comments, as the subject is really called Mathematics, you might figure out why it's acceptable to put an s on the end.
missdezzybabee 0
Well your mom must be failing at f**king him!!
angel55033 12
you're probably failing English too
Cinn_fml 23
The OP gives no indication in his post that he might be doing badly in his English class.
samael131 0
I'm feeling a threesome here.
Black_Letter 19
Do you live in Alabama?
AmbrosiaFan 19
So how does both of them dating each other equal you should be passing? He sounds like a great teacher if he's not giving you a free ride in math class. Start studying.
bethany_camille 0
maybe she should date your grammar teacher instead so you can learn how to use s's at the end of words correctly.
Cinn_fml 23
You know this thing called reading? Yeah, it can be really informative and will explain that in the UK (where the OP is from) we say Maths as an abbrieviation for Mathematics.
johngarber24 1
Maybe your mom should go out with your English, and he can tell you it's MATH not math.
Cinn_fml 23
Same goes for you. Practically half the comments on this thread explain why Maths is acceptable, Mainly because so many people have said what you said and each time they've been wrong.
TruexSniper 0
You should work on your english too. Maths teacher is not the correct term.
Cinn_fml 23
*Facepalm*