Today, I found out that my mother has been seeing my maths teacher. I'm still failing his class. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after a conference with my teacher who had previously accused me of not doing my homework, she finally discovered she'd been losing it all this time. I've been getting straight Fs for a month. FML
Today, disappointed with my results on a mathematics test, I went over it and realized my teacher had added up the marks incorrectly, leaving me with 17% less than I earned. The person who's supposed to be teaching me math can't even perform basic arithmetic. FML
Today, I cheated on my math exam. I still failed. FML
Today, I learned, 90 horrifying minutes into a college exam, that my 85-year-old calculus teacher had spent the last three weeks teaching us the wrong chapter. FML
Today, I walked into my new maths class. I stepped inside only to be yelled at by the teacher for nearly 15 minutes. I was then told never to enter her class again and was sent to the principal. My identical twin brother was in her class the period before me. He also has a thing for older women. FML
Today, I came home to find my dad crying. Turns out my parents are getting divorced because my mom had an affair. With a teacher at my school. A female teacher. And the school isn't going to fire her because she's a good teacher. Every day at school I'm going to have to see her. FML
Today, I passed my math test with flying colors. My dad thought I had cheated, so he emailed the school and told them that I had. They lowered my grade. FML
Today, I found out that my mother was having an affair with my boss "to help me keep my job" because she thought I was useless. FML
Today, I found out my mom is the nude model for an art class at my college. FML
Today, my maths teacher, who hates me ever since I pointed out a mistake he made a few months ago, rang my dad and blatantly lied to him about me swearing at him in class. It was a complete load of bollocks, but my dad believed him and took away my PlayStation until after Christmas. FML
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Top comments
Cinn_fml 23
Good on your teacher for not feeling an obligation to break the rules because he's dating your mum. Maybe you should ask for help if you're failing.
Alzied 0
FYL for wanting to rely on your mom for your grades.
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Comments (286)
rmeyer6 0
maybe she should date your English teacher so you actually pass the class
Cinn_fml 23
Oh ffs this is just stupid now... Also, it's an s, even if it were incorrect (which, by the way, it isn't) it could've been a typo rather than the OP being genuinely stupid.
Black_Letter 19
YDI for expecting a cheap grade just because your mom is doing your teacher.
redbeater 5
apparrently English too...
Cinn_fml 23
Are people really this thick? Are people really so thick that they cannot read one of the many, many comments that say that Maths is an acceptable word? Or use Google.
delfino1604 24
the agreement was if I let you pork my mother then you pass me in math!
Superllama12 11
"Maths" teacher? Are you failing English, too?
Cinn_fml 23
Learn to read.
I_lost_the_game 25
I feel your pain. I've read every comment on here and I can see you've tried to corrected everyone, yet there are still some people who think reading is for nerds. Some people.
nela25 23
People it's only in the US where you say math, however the correct term is maths, since its short for mathematics. The rest of the world refers to it as the latter of the two.
baxminc 8
the people who said maths is wrong our idiots, thats actually the correct term, and oh i guess ur failing english as well you ignorant american losers!
TreeStarOsaurus 0
How about English?
Cinn_fml 23
Stop trying to be a smart arse and actually read things before you make yourself look like an idiot by repeating something that has already been corrected a million times. Maths is a correct term, deal with it!
fearswithin 9
Im sorry not all mothers can **** their way into you having a better grade...just saying...
kmwilson 0
Wow it's a good thing your not in English it's math not maths
Cinn_fml 23
There's an explanation in comment #77 why maths is fine.
jket123 3
in England and other UK areas, they call it maths, while here in America, we call it math. so technically, "math" is less correct than "maths"