Today, I found out that my mother has been seeing my maths teacher. I'm still failing his class. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after a conference with my teacher who had previously accused me of not doing my homework, she finally discovered she'd been losing it all this time. I've been getting straight Fs for a month. FML
Today, disappointed with my results on a mathematics test, I went over it and realized my teacher had added up the marks incorrectly, leaving me with 17% less than I earned. The person who's supposed to be teaching me math can't even perform basic arithmetic. FML
Today, I cheated on my math exam. I still failed. FML
Today, I learned, 90 horrifying minutes into a college exam, that my 85-year-old calculus teacher had spent the last three weeks teaching us the wrong chapter. FML
Today, I walked into my new maths class. I stepped inside only to be yelled at by the teacher for nearly 15 minutes. I was then told never to enter her class again and was sent to the principal. My identical twin brother was in her class the period before me. He also has a thing for older women. FML
Today, I came home to find my dad crying. Turns out my parents are getting divorced because my mom had an affair. With a teacher at my school. A female teacher. And the school isn't going to fire her because she's a good teacher. Every day at school I'm going to have to see her. FML
Today, I passed my math test with flying colors. My dad thought I had cheated, so he emailed the school and told them that I had. They lowered my grade. FML
Today, I found out that my mother was having an affair with my boss "to help me keep my job" because she thought I was useless. FML
Today, I found out my mom is the nude model for an art class at my college. FML
Today, my maths teacher, who hates me ever since I pointed out a mistake he made a few months ago, rang my dad and blatantly lied to him about me swearing at him in class. It was a complete load of bollocks, but my dad believed him and took away my PlayStation until after Christmas. FML
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Top comments
Cinn_fml 23
Good on your teacher for not feeling an obligation to break the rules because he's dating your mum. Maybe you should ask for help if you're failing.
Alzied 0
FYL for wanting to rely on your mom for your grades.
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Comments (286)
suphumanity 0
your moms head skills have been found wanting
varkey 7
FYL and YDI. FYL because their relationship didn't raise your grade, and YDI for being a moron and failing math which is soo easy. 30.556271
haistavittu 0
What, you think that you should get straight A's because your mom is dating your teacher? Try studying, you lazy dick. Some people actually WORK for their grades!
iShuffIe 0
Doesn't look like your too good at englishs either.
pancake_mixx 9
Neither are you :]
iShuffIe 0
96 I live in Canada and we don't say maths.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Thanks, I was hoping someone would answer.
perdix 31
Your mom gets an A every time he sticks it up her A. Every time they F, well, that's YOUR grade... Tell her to give him a ******* for an OK grade, and if your desperate, tell her to take a Dirty Sanchez.
Gingerbeard_man 2
Why don't they do it in the Sea? ;)
perdix 31
I left C as an exercise for the reader. You took up the challenge and I give you an A -- only not the one the "maths" teacher is slamming to the OP's mom.
codyak93 4
Seeing as how it should be "math teacher" not (maths teacher), I'd say you are not only numerically retarded but illiterate as well. Congratulations.
Gingerbeard_man 2
Hey, you do know that it's maths teacher over here in the U.K? cause it's shortened from Mathematics to Maths. According to your logic, you all spell Mum wrong, as well as colour and shit like that, so deal with it m'kay, and just remember, American English is based off of English ;)
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
A) The math/maths issue has been thoroughly remarked upon, "corrected", and explained in dozens of posts before yours. B) If you're going to correct someone, be correct yourself. I'm baffled that you would use quotation marks correctly once, then neglect to do so again in favor of parentheses.
Snowlight_fml 7
Congratulations, you have now achieved the rank of 'ignorant American asshole'. At least you can spell.
bigredmonkeybutt 30
Wow. You really suck when you can't even pass when your mom's ******* your teacher.
RedPillSucks 33
or is she a bad lie *runs and hides behind the maths building*
Houndourpup 0
ydi for thinking that just because he's dating your mom means that you'll get good grades. now go study you idiot.
koda446 4
apparently not very good at english either