Today, I found out that my mother has been seeing my maths teacher. I'm still failing his class. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after a conference with my teacher who had previously accused me of not doing my homework, she finally discovered she'd been losing it all this time. I've been getting straight Fs for a month. FML
Today, disappointed with my results on a mathematics test, I went over it and realized my teacher had added up the marks incorrectly, leaving me with 17% less than I earned. The person who's supposed to be teaching me math can't even perform basic arithmetic. FML
Today, I cheated on my math exam. I still failed. FML
Today, I learned, 90 horrifying minutes into a college exam, that my 85-year-old calculus teacher had spent the last three weeks teaching us the wrong chapter. FML
Today, I walked into my new maths class. I stepped inside only to be yelled at by the teacher for nearly 15 minutes. I was then told never to enter her class again and was sent to the principal. My identical twin brother was in her class the period before me. He also has a thing for older women. FML
Today, I came home to find my dad crying. Turns out my parents are getting divorced because my mom had an affair. With a teacher at my school. A female teacher. And the school isn't going to fire her because she's a good teacher. Every day at school I'm going to have to see her. FML
Today, I passed my math test with flying colors. My dad thought I had cheated, so he emailed the school and told them that I had. They lowered my grade. FML
Today, I found out that my mother was having an affair with my boss "to help me keep my job" because she thought I was useless. FML
Today, I found out my mom is the nude model for an art class at my college. FML
Today, my maths teacher, who hates me ever since I pointed out a mistake he made a few months ago, rang my dad and blatantly lied to him about me swearing at him in class. It was a complete load of bollocks, but my dad believed him and took away my PlayStation until after Christmas. FML
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Top comments
Cinn_fml 23
Good on your teacher for not feeling an obligation to break the rules because he's dating your mum. Maybe you should ask for help if you're failing.
Alzied 0
FYL for wanting to rely on your mom for your grades.
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Peacemaker9 7
and then at some point in class the teacher tells op that the mom needs to do better.
sourgirl101 29
Geometry rules! Who wants to get their ass kicked in a friendly game of pool?
TNB_xACiDiC 0
ill kick your pass at pool:) i was the champion at the national boys & girls club in Atlanta:D im from Cali
sourgirl101 29
Damn why do you have to be sooo far? You look like a pool shark too.(: Sex is like math: Add the bed, Subtract the clothes, Divide the legs, and pray to God you don't Multiply! ^Remember this saying? Who wouldn't love math after this? Can you tell I love math? Numbers- always in my head!!!!
43bubba34 25
For all of you who don't understand the word "maths" look at where he is from. That is how they say it over there. I believe we're the only country that say "math".
FYLDeep 26
Take your mother's example. Maybe if you were seeing your math teacher he could help you develop your math skills too. What? You interrupted it differently? Well screw you.
sourgirl101 29
1+1+1=threesome
TNB_xACiDiC 0
Congradulations you can count to three lol:)
adorkable_spazz 0
heh heh why don't you just study? your math teacher is fair. ydi.
TNB_xACiDiC 0
Haha YDI!!! you should be paying attention to the math, not about your mom getting rammed by your teacher & making his own formula of pie everywhere lol;)
kybabyy 4
Um... ew
TNB_xACiDiC 0
lol sorry im not usually dirty but i just had to say it:) haha
twinb76 7
maybe because you called it maths. it's MATH. LOSER.
pancake_mixx 9
You're a fail. In the UK, it's maths. 'Math' and 'maths' are both correct. :p
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
*Sigh* ... and here come the foolishly smug wannabe Grammar Nazis. For everyone who has not read the many replies above: "Maths" and "math" are both correct. "Maths" is used in most of the English-speaking world, just not in the USA (and maybe Canada? I've heard Canadians use both). The proper term is disputed, because it's one of those tricky singular and plural nouns, depending on context. So no one can definitely decide if the "s" should remain or be abbreviated away.
Cinn_fml 23
^This, basically. I have no problems with people using 'math', but 'maths' is correct too.
tzelsnack 0
Well...that sucks
spidersilkx9 0
maths teacher?
ParadoxTheory 3
Yes, that would be a person who teaches the subject of Mathematics.