Today, my boyfriend blamed me for his affair, because apparently I "should have made it clear to him" not to have sex with other people. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend tried to claim it was my fault that he cheated on me, all because I "deprived" him of sex for two weeks last month when I went on a family vacation. If his mental gymnastics were physical, I swear he'd be able to suck his own cock. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that it's time for him to stop blaming others and own up to his mistakes. He retorted, "Don't blame me!" FML
Today, my boyfriend is blaming me for his recent diagnosis of Borderline Personality Disorder. Apparently, I should have just kept on tolerating all of his explosive outbursts, instead of "forcing" him to start couples' therapy with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He said I was way too good at sex so I must have lied about not having much experience, and he "wouldn't be with someone who is hiding something." WTF? FML
Today, I apologized to my boyfriend for thinking he was cheating on me right before another girl posted pictures of them together on her myspace. FML
Today, I decided to go home and apologise to my husband for accusing him of having an affair. I came home to find him having sex with my mother. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend cheating on me. He claimed it wasn't cheating because he's not romantically attracted to her. FML
Today, after weeks of begging my boyfriend of almost two years to have sex with me, he told me to find someone else to fuck. FML
Today, my husband angrily accused me of cheating on him. It turns out he thinks that because I've been spending time with my brother recently, the two of us must be having some kind of incestuous affair. FML
Today, my (now ex) boyfriend and I had a fight, during which he said, "This is why I talk to other girls." I called him out for admitting to cheating and he told me I was toxic. FML
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dcarney7 8
Make it clear to him not to have sex with you
Welshite 40
I would have punched him so hard that it would have knocked a few brain cells loose. Perhaps they would have fallen into place because he's clearly not operating on a logical scale.
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Comments (173)
honeymoonroyale 20
It's a good thing you guys aren't together now. He's stupid in more ways than one.
User57777 13
I don't understand how these guys just cheat without even caring about their girlfriend.
8born8 18
Usually they are lead by and think with the smaller head that has a mind of its' own, yet no brain to speak of. And the one perched atop their neck? Purely for show, as it rarely gets used & probably hasn't had the little plastic tab pulled out to complete the power circuit so it can be utilized.
shadokis 15
Hey! not all us guys are cheaters. Some of us are still doing the best we can to be gentlemen.
IloveToLaugh143 21
Well obviously his common sense isn't clear to him. Give him a few years to develop it, or give him a few slaps. Either way is fine.
gracehi 33
Ha! Joke's on you. More like a shot glass. Ever heard the term "bird brain?"
gracehi 33
What's this comment doing here? It was supposed to be a reply. >:(
Imaginationn 6
Its clearly your fault *insert sarcastic voice here*
hplover7 11
I would say you dodged this bullet! At least you realized what an idiot he was. You deserve someone way better
Axel5238 29
Hard to say. If he didn't ask you out/ or you didn't he was probably under the assumption you guys weren't officially dating and that this was ok. If you made it clear you wanted a committed relationship that is one thing, but you gotta be clear.
katties 27
My cousin has a guy she's been sleeping with for almost a year, but he's definitely NOT her boyfriend, and he sleeps with other girls when he wants to, and she with other guys if she wants to. That's the arrangement they have. It actually IS important to discuss these things and not just assume you're in a relationship if you're sleeping with someone. It may sound stupid to ask someone if you're now in a relationship, but it's a good idea. I'm just wondering if that could be the problem here...
siggy_mcsigx 22
We only have Op's side here....it IS possible that she considered him her monogamous boyfriend, even if they had not officially decided on it together. She may have assumed he saw the situation the same way. Unless they definitely were in an established relationship, it's not eeenntirelyyy awful that the guy did what he did. Not that Op deserves it either, however....
chosha_fml 27
Has he made it clear that you should not key his car? If not, feel free to go ahead and do that.