Today, my boyfriend blamed me for his affair, because apparently I "should have made it clear to him" not to have sex with other people. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend tried to claim it was my fault that he cheated on me, all because I "deprived" him of sex for two weeks last month when I went on a family vacation. If his mental gymnastics were physical, I swear he'd be able to suck his own cock. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that it's time for him to stop blaming others and own up to his mistakes. He retorted, "Don't blame me!" FML
Today, my boyfriend is blaming me for his recent diagnosis of Borderline Personality Disorder. Apparently, I should have just kept on tolerating all of his explosive outbursts, instead of "forcing" him to start couples' therapy with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He said I was way too good at sex so I must have lied about not having much experience, and he "wouldn't be with someone who is hiding something." WTF? FML
Today, I apologized to my boyfriend for thinking he was cheating on me right before another girl posted pictures of them together on her myspace. FML
Today, I decided to go home and apologise to my husband for accusing him of having an affair. I came home to find him having sex with my mother. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend cheating on me. He claimed it wasn't cheating because he's not romantically attracted to her. FML
Today, after weeks of begging my boyfriend of almost two years to have sex with me, he told me to find someone else to fuck. FML
Today, my husband angrily accused me of cheating on him. It turns out he thinks that because I've been spending time with my brother recently, the two of us must be having some kind of incestuous affair. FML
Today, my (now ex) boyfriend and I had a fight, during which he said, "This is why I talk to other girls." I called him out for admitting to cheating and he told me I was toxic. FML
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dcarney7 8
Make it clear to him not to have sex with you
Welshite 40
I would have punched him so hard that it would have knocked a few brain cells loose. Perhaps they would have fallen into place because he's clearly not operating on a logical scale.
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Comments (173)
RamblerNamedRose 7
That sucks- I'm sorry.
WickedWolf 11
"Boyfriend" present tense? In that case that would make you the fool there... :x
sunnyray812 42
Looking for an excuse to not get into trouble.
starlita_fml 15
Unbelievable level of douchebaggery
GetSomeM0 24
its not an affair unlesa you are married, its just cheating
JoseIsAdork 31
id tell him that you are sorry for not making that clear before so you are for sure making it 100% clear now, that he is no longer allowed to sleep with you... some people are such jerks. sorry op, I never realized that you needed to spell that out to people you date.. anyways, his loss!! you'll find someone who is much better
martin8337 36
Giggity.
liaRawr 9
Nice job picking this one aha!
destineepanic 5
Dick.
OnlyoneCam 3
Slap that idiot!