Today, my boyfriend blamed me for his affair, because apparently I "should have made it clear to him" not to have sex with other people. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend tried to claim it was my fault that he cheated on me, all because I "deprived" him of sex for two weeks last month when I went on a family vacation. If his mental gymnastics were physical, I swear he'd be able to suck his own cock. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that it's time for him to stop blaming others and own up to his mistakes. He retorted, "Don't blame me!" FML
Today, my boyfriend is blaming me for his recent diagnosis of Borderline Personality Disorder. Apparently, I should have just kept on tolerating all of his explosive outbursts, instead of "forcing" him to start couples' therapy with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He said I was way too good at sex so I must have lied about not having much experience, and he "wouldn't be with someone who is hiding something." WTF? FML
Today, I apologized to my boyfriend for thinking he was cheating on me right before another girl posted pictures of them together on her myspace. FML
Today, I decided to go home and apologise to my husband for accusing him of having an affair. I came home to find him having sex with my mother. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend cheating on me. He claimed it wasn't cheating because he's not romantically attracted to her. FML
Today, after weeks of begging my boyfriend of almost two years to have sex with me, he told me to find someone else to fuck. FML
Today, my husband angrily accused me of cheating on him. It turns out he thinks that because I've been spending time with my brother recently, the two of us must be having some kind of incestuous affair. FML
Today, my (now ex) boyfriend and I had a fight, during which he said, "This is why I talk to other girls." I called him out for admitting to cheating and he told me I was toxic. FML
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dcarney7 8
Make it clear to him not to have sex with you
Welshite 40
I would have punched him so hard that it would have knocked a few brain cells loose. Perhaps they would have fallen into place because he's clearly not operating on a logical scale.
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Comments (173)
HeavenlyAura 15
You should have already instilled fear into other females. I apparently do and people are scared to go up to my fiance or even talk to him a certain way. xD
8born8 18
Why should we have to instill fear in other females? That kind of possessive/jealous attitude is a worry. A picture paints a thousand words, but a look can speak volumes.
zevida 30
I thought my SO was human. Clearly I am wrong.
hordriss 14
On the flip side. you now have an excellent reason to be rid of someone who is clearly a complete *******.
giraffelovergirl 19
I would have punched him then if he asked why say "You should have made it clear not to punch you." And leave or shove him out the door
unknownjedi112 7
Your fault for dating the idiot. Get a new boyfriend who isn't a retard.
8born8 18
People will only let others see what they want them to see. Thought you would've known that. Being a Jedi and all...
Selkhe 10
His fault for being the one to sleep with other people* Sorry, I'm a bit of a grammar nazi and need to correct people's typos and such
NotoriousLES 14
So not only is he a dirtbag cheater, he's also douche enough to blame you. Wow. Guess you'll need to put off celebrating your new found freedom till after getting tested for STDs.
8born8 18
Op should not have had to say or do anything!!! This amount of stupid is making my head hurt. It was one of the 10 commandments for heavens sake! 'Thou shalt not commit adultery' I'd like to know when Op went out somewhere with the guy & he introduced her to people for the first time, how did he do it? What "title" (for lack of a better word atm) did he bestow upon her? "So and so, meet Op, my girlfriend/partner/friend/housemate/fwb/neighbor/other half/better half..... The ball and chain? My old lady?.... ." When you're in a relationship with someone, it's because you love them, want them around, make you happy, a mutual respect between two people... If he's gone out and actively sought out someone to have an affair with, then he wasn't as happy with the r'ship as you were. I wonder, when was the last time you sat down together & talked? Like you used to when you first started "dating" him? Talk about everything & nothing? How can I put this.... A relationship is a basic platform; like a new car but it only comes with the basics. If you want extras or specific additions/subtractions, alterations, customizations, they need to be discussed and 'approved' by both parties before the green light is given to proceed. A r'ship is hard work, it's a constantly changing force powered by an unpredictable fuel cell that has a tendency to spontaneously combust, die out, fade away even just stop dead in its tracks. You enter into a relationship with someone because you don't want to see them with anyone else, you want that extra special gem inside that nobody else can get. I'm sorry you were betrayed by someone you trusted the most Op. it may seem like cold comfort now, but time heals all wounds. You may have a scar where that wound was, but that just shows that your a survivor. Look after yourself Op
Enslaved 38
"So and so meet (OP'sname)." *Nothing else said. How many dates do you go on before they're considered your boyfriend/girlfriend? I can imagine the OP's pain and she'll need to make a decision where to go from here but I know some people that "date" and one thinks it's more serious than the other does. At one point, a few need to have the "Where is this relationship going?" conversation. :P Do you have a key to each other's place and and a couple's Christmas card picture? Lol
8born8 18
My partner walked out on me 1month before our daughter was born. We were together for 9yrs. We lived together from the start & right up until he walked out, leaving me with rent and all the utility bills to pay, and 8 1/2 mths preg. Some men are so self involved and egotistical that if they no longer have a use for you or lose interest in you, then they severe all ties and look for the next thing to inflate their already pompous attitude and damn whatever happens to anyone else.
Likian5 26
Well this FML sort of raises a rather pertinent question, which is: Did you guys actually decide that the relationship was going to be exclusive or not?
jw90 18
Such a bullshit excuse. When you're in a relationship you should know not to cheat on other people.
kitsune309 15
Always have the exclusivity chat, kids. That said, what a dick.
nzfer2 9
I hope u dumped his ass