Today, my boyfriend blamed me for his affair, because apparently I "should have made it clear to him" not to have sex with other people. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend tried to claim it was my fault that he cheated on me, all because I "deprived" him of sex for two weeks last month when I went on a family vacation. If his mental gymnastics were physical, I swear he'd be able to suck his own cock. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that it's time for him to stop blaming others and own up to his mistakes. He retorted, "Don't blame me!" FML
Today, my boyfriend is blaming me for his recent diagnosis of Borderline Personality Disorder. Apparently, I should have just kept on tolerating all of his explosive outbursts, instead of "forcing" him to start couples' therapy with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He said I was way too good at sex so I must have lied about not having much experience, and he "wouldn't be with someone who is hiding something." WTF? FML
Today, I apologized to my boyfriend for thinking he was cheating on me right before another girl posted pictures of them together on her myspace. FML
Today, I decided to go home and apologise to my husband for accusing him of having an affair. I came home to find him having sex with my mother. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend cheating on me. He claimed it wasn't cheating because he's not romantically attracted to her. FML
Today, after weeks of begging my boyfriend of almost two years to have sex with me, he told me to find someone else to fuck. FML
Today, my husband angrily accused me of cheating on him. It turns out he thinks that because I've been spending time with my brother recently, the two of us must be having some kind of incestuous affair. FML
Today, my (now ex) boyfriend and I had a fight, during which he said, "This is why I talk to other girls." I called him out for admitting to cheating and he told me I was toxic. FML
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dcarney7 8
Make it clear to him not to have sex with you
Welshite 40
I would have punched him so hard that it would have knocked a few brain cells loose. Perhaps they would have fallen into place because he's clearly not operating on a logical scale.
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Comments (173)
mangobbler 11
These kind of people are the ones that should be put to death, and a headshot wouldn't work, simply because you can only kill them if you hit the brain, and in your boyfriend's case, OP, that target is pretty damn small.
mangobbler 11
Ever heard a joke before? Don't take everything on the internet seriously.
gracehi 33
Personally, I believe in total world annihilation. The world is a terrible place, filled with evil, corruption, and adultery, and so everyone and everything must be killed and/or destroyed in order to bring peace and harmony to the universe. And so I am on a mission of world-wide genocide. I think I'll begin with you, mangobbler. Tell me, do you want to die slowly or quickly?
mangobbler 11
Lay your hands on me and your skull shall be my new wine cup.
gracehi 33
Ha! Joke's on you. More like a shot glass. Ever heard the term "bird brain?"
shadokis 15
Don't make me separate you two! lol
KingreX32 21
dafuq!
Rolex_ 5
how stupid can some people be?
CptBarker 12
Idiot! Leave that low life
Thi3fstheme 9
Well go have sex with other people until he makes it clear and than dump him.
Obey_StudBoii 23
How is that solving anything?? Cheating doesn't solve a damn thing, so why should OP stoop to his level and make herself look that low?
Obey_StudBoii 23
Wow. Is he really that ******* stupid? Using that as an excuse to cheat? Tell him to keep his dick in his pants.
worldclassrager 41
That should be standard for any relationship....never never never cheat...even if it's not clarified...
alomo19 7
It's not an affair unless you're married
ksks1234 33
According to whom? What about the homosexual community that cannot get married? Since they don't have a piece of paper, they are not having an affair? If someone is in an exclusive relationship where they sacrifice time and emotion and love, I feel it is an affair
8born8 18
125 well said. If two people have been living together for 6mths+ it's classified as a de-facto relationship. There's no piece of paper for that either. And legally if a couple is proven to be in a de-facto relationship, a proceeding similar to a divorce takes place where all items bought jointly are divided & if they have children, the spouse with the majority of the custody receives half of the others belongings and pays child support.
LegolasPrincess 10
You should probably of kicked him in the balls OP, so no child is running around with his gene pool.
mrsleepylk 1
you can't expect someone to assume that the relationship is exclusive. clear dialogue is the key