Today, my boyfriend blamed me for his affair, because apparently I "should have made it clear to him" not to have sex with other people. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend tried to claim it was my fault that he cheated on me, all because I "deprived" him of sex for two weeks last month when I went on a family vacation. If his mental gymnastics were physical, I swear he'd be able to suck his own cock. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that it's time for him to stop blaming others and own up to his mistakes. He retorted, "Don't blame me!" FML
Today, my boyfriend is blaming me for his recent diagnosis of Borderline Personality Disorder. Apparently, I should have just kept on tolerating all of his explosive outbursts, instead of "forcing" him to start couples' therapy with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He said I was way too good at sex so I must have lied about not having much experience, and he "wouldn't be with someone who is hiding something." WTF? FML
Today, I apologized to my boyfriend for thinking he was cheating on me right before another girl posted pictures of them together on her myspace. FML
Today, I decided to go home and apologise to my husband for accusing him of having an affair. I came home to find him having sex with my mother. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend cheating on me. He claimed it wasn't cheating because he's not romantically attracted to her. FML
Today, after weeks of begging my boyfriend of almost two years to have sex with me, he told me to find someone else to fuck. FML
Today, my husband angrily accused me of cheating on him. It turns out he thinks that because I've been spending time with my brother recently, the two of us must be having some kind of incestuous affair. FML
Today, my (now ex) boyfriend and I had a fight, during which he said, "This is why I talk to other girls." I called him out for admitting to cheating and he told me I was toxic. FML
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dcarney7 8
Make it clear to him not to have sex with you
Welshite 40
I would have punched him so hard that it would have knocked a few brain cells loose. Perhaps they would have fallen into place because he's clearly not operating on a logical scale.
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Comments (173)
vffjvsegb 11
That's the first I've heard that excuse
rlTlk 13
-_- I've heard it. Something like sorry I was not clear I wanted an open relationship but I don't see why you're upset.. Or I love you and you're my girl but you don't always crave one type of food, sometimes you want Italian, Mexican or other times Chinese. It's the same with sex how does that make it wrong.. Guys are assholes..
mangobbler 11
Please don't put us all males in the same category, generalization sucks, you know? Only a few of us are actually brain damaged enough to try and pull off such stupidity.
Anonomusturd 9
I would kick him in the balls. Then when he started whining, I would be like, "But, you didn't make it clear you didn't want me to.." Point proven right there, but you could really get some sweet revenge with that one.
Callyn 47
Yes, because physically assaulting people is the answer. That's a crime, you know.
Anonomusturd 9
Obviously and I don't condone. It's hypothetical and illustrates a point.
Wiz_Of_Oz 17
Your 'I would' surely implies that you would condone such an activity?
SasquatchDeluxe 10
But were you "on a break?"
brandoneyez1 25
So I'm a guy.... And that was so a bad excuse
karamathes 6
Did he "make it clear" to you that he would not like you to use rat poison while cooking?
lipun 8
u sud b happy that god, in a way, warned u to stay away of stray stuff.now, it's upto u.
Sarahandlucas 9
Obviously either 1. He doesn't have common sense or 2. He blames everybody else for what he does wrong. I hope your broke up with him.
metalcrazed 21
He has a valid point. Obviously you didn't make it clear you felt you were in as commited relationship. He probably thought you were just dating,YDI.
paigexox0 37
Duh clearly your fault..:|
8born8 18
Are you like 12yrs old? I hope this never happens to you.
Wiz_Of_Oz 17
I suspect #135 was using sarcasm.
Wiz_Of_Oz 17
Not a very creative comment though.
8born8 18
146, I would love to give 135 the benifit of a doubt, but there's something telling me, nope she was serious.