Today, I decided to go home and apologise to my husband for accusing him of having an affair. I came home to find him having sex with my mother. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my husband cheated on me. In my house. While I was home. FML
Today, I was in my bedroom with my boyfriend and we were kissing. My mom then came into my room and started shouting at my boyfriend for cheating on her. FML
Today, I decided to put on some sexy lingerie and wait for my husband to come home to surprise him. He took one look at me and immediately accused me of cheating. He was convinced my explanation was a lie and that I'd rushed some guy out the back door when he came home. FML
Today, after putting in so much effort to forgive my husband for his affair, we had sex. Not even 2 minutes into it, he called me by the other woman's name. FML
Today, my wedding celebration came to an awkward pause when my dad slapped my mom across the face and called her a whore after she admitted to having an affair. FML
Today, I got home from work a few hours early to find my mum cheating, right in the middle of the act. So much for a nice afternoon off. FML
Today, my husband angrily accused me of cheating on him. It turns out he thinks that because I've been spending time with my brother recently, the two of us must be having some kind of incestuous affair. FML
Today, I confronted my boyfriend after I found him cheating on me with my best friend. It ended up with me apologising for spying on him. FML
Today, after having sexual intercourse with my boyfriend, we went downstairs to find his parents had come home early and had heard everything. I then received a long scolding from his mother of how I'd disrespected her house. My boyfriend received a high-five and a thumbs-up from his dad. FML
Today, I found out that my wife had an affair with our marriage counselor. FML
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weeping_willow 25
In this situation, who are you more pissed at? Legit question
Lennie Mcfish 19
Always listen to your instincts. Time to throw the whole family and husband away
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Comments (37)
weeping_willow 25
In this situation, who are you more pissed at? Legit question
julfunky 29
I’d be more pissed at the mother. No matter who he slept with it would’ve been a betrayal. Out of all the men in the entire world there was only one her mother HAD to stay away from. Just one. She couldn’t even manage to do that.
MamaChey 24
Both! They are BOTH supposed to be lifetime commitments. If OP started off saying she/he was going to apologize to her BF, then the Mother would be at the top of MY list.
Mungolikecandy 19
Unless, of course, the original poster had a brother. Best she stays away from him also.
julfunky 29
True. But I assumed that was a given. At least, I hope it is.
Jaelkus 28
This assumes dad is still in the picture.
Lennie Mcfish 19
Always listen to your instincts. Time to throw the whole family and husband away
whiskey'swino 15
That Mother ******!! Literally.
MamaChey 24
That was pretty funny, until I read the word literally. Then, it was hysterical! I got a visual of the person who didn’t get it until they read that word.
ryand82 11
Gotta keep it in the family.
notatfault 8
That's horrible. Both the mom and her husband are awful. The mom for going after her daughter's husband and the husband F****** the mom. Like are you desperate enough to keep it in the family and couldn't find someone else to bang. And then it's like why would you do the deed in the house.
Dave_Davington 34
So, did he accept your apology?
xxWTFxx1981 23
Jesus f#@%k'g Christ... that is some jacked up sh!t sorry... I mean are your mom and dad still together that just makes it more twisted... she must be a heck of a MILF...
Fickle 6
Neither one is worth your time, move on and enjoy YOUR life. You are worth much more than that.
chosha_fml 27
What the hell is wrong with your mother?
GUYMAINE 16
Accused into the arms of another
chosha_fml 27
Who says the mother was the first? Stop blaming the victim.
GUYMAINE 16
stop victim assuming