Today, my boyfriend blamed me for his affair, because apparently I "should have made it clear to him" not to have sex with other people. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend tried to claim it was my fault that he cheated on me, all because I "deprived" him of sex for two weeks last month when I went on a family vacation. If his mental gymnastics were physical, I swear he'd be able to suck his own cock. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that it's time for him to stop blaming others and own up to his mistakes. He retorted, "Don't blame me!" FML
Today, my boyfriend is blaming me for his recent diagnosis of Borderline Personality Disorder. Apparently, I should have just kept on tolerating all of his explosive outbursts, instead of "forcing" him to start couples' therapy with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He said I was way too good at sex so I must have lied about not having much experience, and he "wouldn't be with someone who is hiding something." WTF? FML
Today, I apologized to my boyfriend for thinking he was cheating on me right before another girl posted pictures of them together on her myspace. FML
Today, I decided to go home and apologise to my husband for accusing him of having an affair. I came home to find him having sex with my mother. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend cheating on me. He claimed it wasn't cheating because he's not romantically attracted to her. FML
Today, after weeks of begging my boyfriend of almost two years to have sex with me, he told me to find someone else to fuck. FML
Today, my husband angrily accused me of cheating on him. It turns out he thinks that because I've been spending time with my brother recently, the two of us must be having some kind of incestuous affair. FML
Today, my (now ex) boyfriend and I had a fight, during which he said, "This is why I talk to other girls." I called him out for admitting to cheating and he told me I was toxic. FML
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dcarney7 8
Make it clear to him not to have sex with you
Welshite 40
I would have punched him so hard that it would have knocked a few brain cells loose. Perhaps they would have fallen into place because he's clearly not operating on a logical scale.
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Comments (173)
rachelllynne 8
you deserve better, OP.
dweeds508 24
Dump his ass, OP
SH4D0WS1N 3
I'm not defending him because what he did was entirely and utterly wrong and that sounded like a pathetic excuse that didn't really matter to him, but I do hear from people that you do actually want to state that you intend on a monogamous relationship when you started dating and that if you didn't you'd technically be in the wrong here.
gracehi 33
Your comment makes me wonder if they really did establish a serious relationship at all. Like did either one say, "Will you be my boy/girlfriend?" Or did OP simply assume they were exclusive/ serious because they'd been dating for so long? Perhaps the guy just thought their relationship was casual and that there was no expectation of fidelity because there was never a discussion defining the relationship. Not saying that's what happened, but it would explain the guy's behavior.
gracehi 33
Although, if they did actually agree to be a couple, it is generally assumed that defined relationships are exclusive. Rather, one should specifically express the expectation NOT to be exclusive, not the other way around.
Callyn 47
Exactly, 33. The boundaries of a relationship are something that every couple should discuss when they decide to become serious. The desired boundaries are not held in common as often as we would hope or the media would depict. It's not your fault, OP, and you absolutely don't deserve it but next time you should discuss this sort of thing.
Ki11erC 18
/triplefacepalm I don't want to live on this planet anymore. If you're in a relationship it's meant to be exclusive, if you want random sex, stay single. It doesn't take a genius.
Callyn 47
How do you know that you're in a relationship? Just because you're seeing someone regularly, even sleeping with them, doesn't mean that it's serious. Also look up polyamorous relationships. It doesn't float my boat, but it exists and is probably more common than you think. It's a conversation you should have with your partner, it's not something you can just assume.
DrownedMyFish 18
It's only a normal expectation when you enter a relationship with someone else.
Erery 16
Leave him. Now.
Typicall 21
That's why you should never date kids
griffy14 9
They both sound like kids if they didn't discuss boundaries and expectations upon entering into the relationship.
Sammyjam1993 12
What a douche. Dump his ass!
Cujo3269 9
Keep kicking him in the nuts with high heels on. After the first kick he won't be able to say anything. When you get tired of it, say "but you never said not to repeatedly kick you in the nuts."
ksks1234 33
Well, now you know to print up a contract of agreement for your next boyfriend.
gracehi 33
Isn't that a marriage? Or being Sheldon Cooper's roommate?
shazzaam 3
i agree with him
Catahoulaqueen_fml 17
Then you're probably alone and rightly so.