Today, I was having a nice moment with my granddaughter as she was being affectionate by stroking my face. We were both quite content, until she said, "Aw, Grandma, your skin feels just like a crocodile." FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I made my niece cry when I told her that snakes are just tails with faces. She won't stop. FML
Today, I was talking to my grandmother, who was lying down on the couch under a blanket watching TV. As I was leaving, I said "See you later Nana," and patted her on the shoulder. Her shoulder was soft, and moved more than I expected. It was her boob. I felt up my grandma. FML
Today, I asked my grandmother what she looked like when she was young. She casually replied, "I was ugly, sweetie. Just like you." FML
Today, I took my grandma to the hospital to visit her estranged husband who she hasn't seen in years. After a thoroughly disasterous visit, we're waiting in the carpark and my gran strokes my face and tells me I have a lot of facial hair. I thought she was going to thank me. And I'm a girl. FML
Today, I was with my four year-old daughter when we met an elderly, rather wrinkled woman I know. My daughter looked at her for a while and then asked, "Why doesn’t your skin fit your face?" FML
Today, I visited my grandma. Shortly after I arrived, she freaked out after finding a "snake" in her closet. It was a rubber snake that my brother must have put there yesterday as a prank. I picked it up and told her it was fake. She then yelled at me for playing such a disgusting prank on her. FML
Today, I was swimming in a public pool, and I felt a tug on my swimming trunks. It was my grandma snorkeling. FML
Today, while visiting my grandparents, I was afraid that one of their many cats would pee on me. I was peed on all right, by my grandma. FML
Today, I noticed a picture in an elderly patient's room, of a pretty girl in a bikini. Trying to be funny and lighten the mood, I said, "Looks like you have some good eye candy to help you recover faster." With a stern look he replied, "That's my granddaughter." FML
Today, I was playing with my dog, when she started sniffing my face. Jokingly, I got up and started to sniff her face back and asked "Yeah, how do you like that?" She replied by biting into my face. FML
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teiso_fml 0
Heheh, that's kind of cute! I wouldn't worry too much about it, she probably thinks you're part reptile, now, and therefore ten times cooler in her eyes. You should have told her that.
littlexlion 4
Woohoo! Granny on fml!
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Comments (103)
teiso_fml 0
Heheh, that's kind of cute! I wouldn't worry too much about it, she probably thinks you're part reptile, now, and therefore ten times cooler in her eyes. You should have told her that.
Ajjas013 6
Tell her you can fly too. Just in case.
fosizzlemynizzlE 0
i thought old people didnt know how to use the internet..much less know about this website.
PaulG10 0
apparently this grandma is totally badass! haha :D
SteelCladAngel 0
Both My grandma and my great grandma use internet... :/
MimiKnox 0
i doubt a grandma would go on fmylife.com....even if she uses the internet.....just not the right demographic.
TenebrificTurtle 0
She might be a young grandmother, and don't judge alligators by the limitations put on old people.
frostie 0
Omg Ajjas013 HHAHAHAHA LMAO.
haha_pitylaugh 0
Me too, when I read it I didn't think about the story all that was going through my mind was, a grandma is on fml?
Ajjas013 6
I aim to please frostie.
SiLvEr_070 5
BHAHAHAHAHAA LOL do they have Harley's aswell? XD jk, they sound awesome =]
oboewhore_xD 6
My grandma sits in a chair and watches HGTV and Young and the Restless. :/
eriyana8 0
umm.. that's kinda gross how she was stroking your face
Shaebug12 0
that's weird! I would NEVER in a million years stroke my gma's face! eww!
kattyeyedkay 0
Kid coulda been between 2-5 saying something like that. Grandma could be as young as 40-45. I think it's definitely plausible. Especially with all the uber young mommies out there..
Sunshine2798 6
Bahaha!
zimandme123 0
32- maybe shes a young grandma???? my friends grandma is 37 yeats old:)
Zareen 0
So u don't love ur grandma?? @88
Mikuo 0
LMAO.
gigi2009 0
aww thats a nice moment :)
iceymouse17 4
Funny.... But how does the granddaughter know what crocodile skin feels like?
metakingt 0
raptor grandma?
Asstazztic 8
Yea ur an awesome grandma :D 5th?
metakingt 0
Nice edit.
lrb081 0
LMFAO. Reading thisade my day. Random kid sayings are the best ever!
perdix 31
And you said, "That's because I AM a crocodile!" and ate her up.
Ligerie 0
I loled at that.
elmyra_duff 0
if this isn't fake, madam, i congratulate you for using the internet and submitting fml to this site. i'm not kidding, it took me a while to teach my parents how to send emails. anyways, i dont think fyl. be happy that you are with your granddaughter. appearance is nothing, health and happiness are the important things in life.
littlexlion 4
Woohoo! Granny on fml!
Bananaaa_fml 0
ahahaha thts wat i was thinking :D
roguewave 1
That's exactly what I was thinking!
nolifeatall 6
why the hell was your grandkid stroking your face?
CharleneW 0
Lots of kids do this... it's a sign of affection and many kids like to feel different textures. My grandmother always lived with us and when we were younger, my little sister used to call my grandma 'messy face mom' and my mom 'smooth face mom'. :P
SiLvEr_070 5
awwwwww, that's so adorable =]