Today, my boyfriend blamed me for his affair, because apparently I "should have made it clear to him" not to have sex with other people. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend tried to claim it was my fault that he cheated on me, all because I "deprived" him of sex for two weeks last month when I went on a family vacation. If his mental gymnastics were physical, I swear he'd be able to suck his own cock. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that it's time for him to stop blaming others and own up to his mistakes. He retorted, "Don't blame me!" FML
Today, my boyfriend is blaming me for his recent diagnosis of Borderline Personality Disorder. Apparently, I should have just kept on tolerating all of his explosive outbursts, instead of "forcing" him to start couples' therapy with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He said I was way too good at sex so I must have lied about not having much experience, and he "wouldn't be with someone who is hiding something." WTF? FML
Today, I apologized to my boyfriend for thinking he was cheating on me right before another girl posted pictures of them together on her myspace. FML
Today, I decided to go home and apologise to my husband for accusing him of having an affair. I came home to find him having sex with my mother. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend cheating on me. He claimed it wasn't cheating because he's not romantically attracted to her. FML
Today, after weeks of begging my boyfriend of almost two years to have sex with me, he told me to find someone else to fuck. FML
Today, my husband angrily accused me of cheating on him. It turns out he thinks that because I've been spending time with my brother recently, the two of us must be having some kind of incestuous affair. FML
Today, my (now ex) boyfriend and I had a fight, during which he said, "This is why I talk to other girls." I called him out for admitting to cheating and he told me I was toxic. FML
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dcarney7 8
Make it clear to him not to have sex with you
Welshite 40
I would have punched him so hard that it would have knocked a few brain cells loose. Perhaps they would have fallen into place because he's clearly not operating on a logical scale.
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Comments (173)
karpoi 11
Well damn. Can't blame him, he may have a case of the "wandering dick." It's traveling fast nowadays.
golden_warrior 23
Was this said by some comedian because I'm pretty sure I heard it somewhere?
8born8 18
So does that mean that you perhaps are suffering from wandering brain?
darwinism 30
Put his personal possesions on the footpath with a sign saying "free crap". If he confronts you, blame him for not making it clear he still wanted his shit. Then find yourself a better guy who is less dimwitted than your current ex boyfriend. FYL
jay_ladybug 19
I immediately thought of Ashton Shepard's "Look It Up" music video when I read this
Bano360 25
And that is why women don't trust men.
ksks1234 33
That is not true. It is not fair to judge all men by his actions. There are just as many women that cheat.
8born8 18
A few bad apples spoil the barrel.
sammyjanette 17
Your hopefully ex boyfriend has done you a huge favor. Now, you can go out and find someone who doesn't have to be told to not have sex with other people.
DLS930 21
Dump that asshole
HeartOfLead 24
For some people, relationships should come with a manual...
uoeno_fml 20
Or Manuel, he's so cute!!
bubblyhayley 16
what an idiot!! men r such nobs!!
HeartOfLead 24
Thanks for the generalization, and babies have such bad grammar!
Misshhh 23
Just leave, he made up all the excuses and his last resort was to blame you for everything, you deserve better.
gracehi 33
Reminds me of my ex husband's claim that adultery in the first year of marriage is "normal," and that it "always happens." I asked him why I hadn't cheated on him, then. He said "because you're special, which is why I love you." Riiiiiiiiight. I'M the "special" one.
8born8 18
Did his mother drop him repeatedly on his head as a child? WTF?!
gracehi 33
He was literally crazy. Don't know why, but he was.
8born8 18
Thank heavens you came out relatively unscathed (?)... Good riddance to bad rubbish.
tatertot1985 14
I don't understand how it's not clear your with him means no one else sorry op he's a dick