Today, and since I found out that I'm pregnant, I've been sober. I used to smoke weed to help with me depression and anxiety, but now I can't even take prescription medicine for it. I'm about to throw hands at this point. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out I'm pregnant. My husband reacted by going out and smoking weed, then getting completely shitfaced, and having his buddies drag his nearly-comatose carcass back home from a strip club. FML
Today, I'm found out I'm pregnant. My husband and I spoke at length about how we were going to handle things, which included him "forbidding" me from having an epidural, because he doesn't want our baby to "come out addicted to drugs." FML
Today, I had an adverse, extremely negative reaction to weed, resulting in intense nausea, dizziness, and fast heart rate amongst other things. This is the third time this has happened in six months. Guess I need to quit for good. FML
Today, I miss drugs and now I'm depressed, and now the world is fucked so there is no other option. FML
Today, I am pregnant, sober, designated driver, and puke cleaner. Yay for the New Year! FML
Today, at work, someone heard me throw up. I then got called aside and told being hungover at work is unacceptable. I don't drink. I'm pregnant. FML
Today, my mom called me a druggie after she found out I smoked weed once. She's now threatening to sell my car, tell my boss, and ban me from seeing my fiancée. I'm 24. FML
Today, I'm pregnant and feeling awful due to all-day-long morning sickness. My doctor suggested that I cancel all my social plans to be able to keep working. My doctor is also my husband, and the father of this child. FML
Today, my wife has quit smoking weed. Now she can stay up all night, whereas before she fell asleep around 9 almost every night, so now I get absolutely no time to myself. FML
Today, after having to move home with my parents because I'm broke and can't seem to find a job, my mom found out I'm on anti-depressants. She and my dad will no longer be helping with money because she doesn't like "drugs". FML
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Sara Niemantsverdriet 12
There are plenty of anxiety and depression medications you can take while you're pregnant... All you need to do is talk to your doctor
Suaria 38
There are safe medications for people who are pregnant as long as you talk with your doctor about it
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Sara Niemantsverdriet 12
There are plenty of anxiety and depression medications you can take while you're pregnant... All you need to do is talk to your doctor
Suaria 38
There are safe medications for people who are pregnant as long as you talk with your doctor about it
Biker187 13
I've know my wife smoked it until delivery and the doctor knew then the wife quit 10yrs later. Daughter is gifted, so I figure it didn't do any damage. She just never did a wake & bake.
Queen_of_da_jins 3
I felt all of this I recently got told I have BPD , PTSD and severe anxiety I haven't smoked weed since May I'm ready punch everyone due to people thinking I'm exaggerating my mental health but these hands they can catch with the quickness lol ...but also start going to therapy to talk about it that's what's been helping me while I wait for my meds
Bonniibiik 6
Withdrawal is a bitch.