Today, I decided to be adventurous and give my boyfriend head in the downstairs TV room. Just as he was about to come, I heard someone walking towards the door. I took my mouth off to get up and lock the door right as he came. I didn't make it to the door but my dad saw something he will never forget. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was getting it on with my boyfriend when my dad opened the door. I thought I hadn't been seen because the door was only open a tiny bit. I then looked into the mirror by the door to see my dad's reflection, staring at mine, horrified. I was on top. FML
Today, after staying at my boyfriend's house for the first time, I got in the shower. His bathroom door doesn't lock, so half way through my shower he walked in. Trying to be sexy, I pressed myself up against the glass, which turned out the be a door that opens outwards. I fell on the floor. FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend in his bedroom. It was getting pretty intense, so he got up to close the door. While he was facing the other way, I took off my bra and sling-shot it so that it would hit him. Right when I let go of it, his mom walked in and it hit her in the face. FML
Today, my boyfriend was in the shower, and I decided to go join him. I took all my clothes off and stepped into the bathroom. I slipped on some water, and ended up hitting my head on the toilet and passing out. When I came to, I saw my boyfriend's dad looking over me in his towel. Wrong person. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I snuck into the bathroom together at his house for a quickie. Just as we unzipped our pants, his step-dad knocked on the door. Panicking, I jumped into the closet to hide. When his step-dad came in, he went to put some towels away. In the closet. FML
Today, after great sex with my boyfriend, I lay in my bed while he went to get a drink from downstairs. Hearing someone come up, I shouted out as a joke, "Damn babe, I'm covered in cum, was there a hole you didn't fill?" It wasn't my boyfriend, it was my dad. FML
Today, I was making love to my boyfriend. He put me up against the wall and I yelled, "Harder!" without thinking. I heard the entire house go silent, my dad and his friends included. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, when I needed the loo. The door was ajar, so I walked into his bathroom, sat down, and started to pee. I then looked up to see the shocked face of his dad sitting naked in the bath. FML
Today, I went over to my girlfriend's house. She'd told me not to ring the doorbell and just come in so that I wouldn't wake her dad up. As I walked upstairs, her father walked out of the bathroom naked. We locked eyes. I can't get the image out of my head. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were making out on his deck out back. When leaving, I heard the sliding glass door open on the upper deck, I froze in the yard to not be seen. Too bad I didn't move. Apparently his dad pees off the deck at night. I had to walk home covered in pee. FML
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haglette 2
The downstairs tv room is so adventurous...
yoonhee_fml 0
daddy's little girl lol
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Comments (179)
canadian_ftw 8
yeah... the downstairs tv room is really adventurous.
IzumiChan 0
you just never know. (^_−)−☆
canadian_ftw 8
for some people it may be :P
jessicaaababy 8
hahahaha awe oh my god that's embarassing. maybe you shouldn't be doing that especially when your parents are home?and i'm pretty sure the downstairs tv room isn't "adventurous" haha
marine2009 0
hey if ya wanna chat on facebook look up my email. it's [email protected]
jasonfabian 0
hey
jessicaaababy 8
or if i had a boyfriend i would give him head in my bedroom with the door locked! haha but i don't I'm singleee. think this through before you do something like this girl. you deserved it!
Daerauko 0
Wow, I can't believe you aren't already flooded with lonely guys posting crap commenting on your single status. hmm... lol even not face to face they are still afraid to talk to girls. lol maybe some day
marinus_fml 20
Daerauko, just because no one has spoken to her over the interwebz doesn't mean people are scared of her. Anyways Jessica, how are you. =P
eze950 2
Aw, you're too cute to single girl ;)
welandedonthemoo 5
ur cute jessica
jessicaaababy 8
haha thank you boys that's sweet, and no i haven't gotten hit on while on fml yet..i'm doing very good though thanks :] how have you boys been?
jessicaaababy 8
#62 boys shouldnt be afraid to talk to me because i always try to be nice and sweet to everyone. #65 marinus, i'm amazing howre youu? by the way i'm very jealous of your perfect tan ;] and no offense #97 but that creeped me out a littlee....and thank you #91 but trust me, i'm not too cute to be singlee. thanks #125!
eze950 2
Hey u look cute in ur pic that's all I know ;)
jasonfabian 0
how r u single, your hot
Karnezar 2
She might be single, but the girl in her photo might not be.
expectcriticism 13
oh looky a desperate hoe appeared
netbeui435 3
you are awesome!
suave0510 0
I'm srry but besides da dad part dat is hot, srry im a freak lol
babez11 0
just turn to ur dad and say "want some, he's got enough for two!!"
lightboyzsx 3
daddy's little *****
Moo_Horse 0
win
Mubus 0
Agree 100%
ohsuzykuew 0
lol! bunnies may not be the smartest, but at least they are cute, soft, and like to screw a lot. haha!
ImaginaryFoe 1
Exactly what I was going to say, Beast.
yaknowit 0
like daughter like mother. 'suck's to be you haha
zem5 0
fail