Today, I decided to be adventurous and give my boyfriend head in the downstairs TV room. Just as he was about to come, I heard someone walking towards the door. I took my mouth off to get up and lock the door right as he came. I didn't make it to the door but my dad saw something he will never forget. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was getting it on with my boyfriend when my dad opened the door. I thought I hadn't been seen because the door was only open a tiny bit. I then looked into the mirror by the door to see my dad's reflection, staring at mine, horrified. I was on top. FML
Today, after staying at my boyfriend's house for the first time, I got in the shower. His bathroom door doesn't lock, so half way through my shower he walked in. Trying to be sexy, I pressed myself up against the glass, which turned out the be a door that opens outwards. I fell on the floor. FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend in his bedroom. It was getting pretty intense, so he got up to close the door. While he was facing the other way, I took off my bra and sling-shot it so that it would hit him. Right when I let go of it, his mom walked in and it hit her in the face. FML
Today, my boyfriend was in the shower, and I decided to go join him. I took all my clothes off and stepped into the bathroom. I slipped on some water, and ended up hitting my head on the toilet and passing out. When I came to, I saw my boyfriend's dad looking over me in his towel. Wrong person. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I snuck into the bathroom together at his house for a quickie. Just as we unzipped our pants, his step-dad knocked on the door. Panicking, I jumped into the closet to hide. When his step-dad came in, he went to put some towels away. In the closet. FML
Today, after great sex with my boyfriend, I lay in my bed while he went to get a drink from downstairs. Hearing someone come up, I shouted out as a joke, "Damn babe, I'm covered in cum, was there a hole you didn't fill?" It wasn't my boyfriend, it was my dad. FML
Today, I was making love to my boyfriend. He put me up against the wall and I yelled, "Harder!" without thinking. I heard the entire house go silent, my dad and his friends included. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, when I needed the loo. The door was ajar, so I walked into his bathroom, sat down, and started to pee. I then looked up to see the shocked face of his dad sitting naked in the bath. FML
Today, I went over to my girlfriend's house. She'd told me not to ring the doorbell and just come in so that I wouldn't wake her dad up. As I walked upstairs, her father walked out of the bathroom naked. We locked eyes. I can't get the image out of my head. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were making out on his deck out back. When leaving, I heard the sliding glass door open on the upper deck, I froze in the yard to not be seen. Too bad I didn't move. Apparently his dad pees off the deck at night. I had to walk home covered in pee. FML
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haglette 2
The downstairs tv room is so adventurous...
yoonhee_fml 0
daddy's little girl lol
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heyjenn 0
But you're like ten...
bored_at_work15 0
Agreed 84. And 77, how exactly is oral sex demeaning to women? Like 84 said, men do return the favour. And besides, there are more "demeaning" sex acts out there.. Ever hear of anal sex?
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Demean: To lower in status, reputation, or (often reflexive) dignity Anal sex is no more inherently demeaning than oral sex. IMO, as long as it's consensual and both parties have love and respect for themselves and their partner, no sex act is inherently demeaning.
Karnezar 2
I think theres something demeaning about cumming on a girl's face. Oral and anal are both just pleasure, but cumming on someones face just seems demeaning, like spitting on them. Then again, I've never tried it. Or known anyones whose admitted to it.
GoColts8718 0
Shouldve asked ur dad to join in for a threesome
perdix 31
Don't underestimate your dad -- he's probably given Mommy many facials over the years. Maybe some just moments before you kissed her goodnight.
sarcdude 3
well crap. wish I knew what this said. :(
bored_at_work15 0
yes 90 i know that. That's why i put demeaning in quotes. Just relative to oral sex, anal sex is a more valid example of a demeaning sex act. However; it occured to me that 77 may have been refering to the chance that when op's boy friend ejaculated that it could have landed on her face.
iampunk 0
lmao, smartasses win.
alig93 0
dad: uh sorry kids something came up
RainbowxxVeinsx 17
She's 14, not ten.
cmac86 24
daddy's little princess/****.
ArthursLifeSucks 2
FML for not having a g/f that gives head. YDI tho for not swallowing :p