Today, my grandpa who is staying with us mistook me for a Japanese soldier and started to hit me with a bat. This is the second night in a row. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my grandfather showed up at my house in a panic. He rushed over, with a gun, because I wasn't answering his texts and he thought something had happened to me. I was asleep. FML
Today, my great grandfather got arrested. Why? He is still shell shocked from World War II, so when we went to a hibachi grill, he didn't want any of those, "Damn Japs" to touch his food, and our chef didn't take too kindly to his verbal assault. FML
Today, my senile grandad saw me and thought I was cutting class, so he pulled his belt off and came after me. While I was trying to get away, his pants fell off and he tripped over them. I'm now getting the blame for "making him have a fall". FML
Today, my granddad had to start sleeping in my bedroom. He has flashback dreams to when he was a boxer, and he's already lamped my granny three times in his sleep. I get a camp-bed, and the chance to listen to him snore like a wild boar. FML
Today, my grandpa was visiting. My neighbors started blasting out rap music, as they've done nearly 24/7 for months, telling me to fuck off when I complain. He went over and screamed he'd gut them like fish if they didn't pipe down. They did. He's 68 and still more intimidating than me. FML
Today, I went to a veterans' reunion party with my grandpa. While there, a guy started yelling at me for having an unapproved haircut. It was my grandpa's old drill sergeant, and he thought I was in the army too. Everyone just smirked as he forced me to drop and do push-ups. FML
Today, my first time meeting my girlfriend's dad ended with him chasing me from his house and trying to hit me with a baseball bat. FML
Today, I have to take care of my abusive grandpa. He's smearing poop all over the wall and peeing on the bed again. It's still morning and I'm bracing myself for doing this five times a day. FML
Today, my boyfriend and his parents met my family. My grandpa thought it would be funny to walk around with a realistic gun and make references about being in the mafia. The rest of my family went along with it. FML
Today, after my mom moved our senile grandma in with us rather than find her a care home, she wakes up screaming at least once a night, and usually screams for a good few minutes. Then this morning she started throwing plates at me because she thought I was a criminal. It's only been four days. FML
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xAustinZx 0
just be glad he didn't have a flame thrower
flipstar530 0
BONDING TIME!!
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kbduxlax 0
yaaa first comment
Ricky_Diggler 0
yaaa, you need a bat to the head!
flipstar530 0
BONDING TIME!!
Garayy 0
Thats like that old show on Nick (when Nick wasn't for homosexuals) Drake and Josh.
rallets 23
flashbacks perhaps
mfmylifesrsly 30
i thought Drake and Josh was recent?..and I always thought it was gay...unless I read your comment wrong
hannah1203 2
More like bombing time...
fatgirllovesfml 0
ahahahahah this made me lmfao ;)
bubble25_fml 5
59- your picture made me throw up =
twiride 12
look who's talking 68
whitesox365 0
68, jeez, mulan really let herself go...
bloobelly 0
they sleep together?
YouFailForLife 7
The irony is, he served in Germany.
XZeenon 1
He should hide the damn bat. Or anything that can be used as a weapon.
xAustinZx 0
just be glad he didn't have a flame thrower
jennifer93 0
win!^
ZombieeeeUnicorn 1
haha :)
number1beaner 0
Damn bro you better stop looking so Asian or he is going to keep beating your ass.
eddieyes 0
you go grandpa
dramaprincess1 0
I love your pic!
JenL_fml 7
He's a war veteran, huh? But.. don't they have like therapy for that flashback thing? What do you call it again? To Google!
030179 0
it's called post traumatic stress disorder
RedPillSucks 33
WWII veterans mostly went undiagnosed because PTSD wasn't acknowledged as a real disorder. Even today, many service people wont take advantage of treatment options because it looks bad for their career.
sgtrobswifey 0
^ very true
TheDrifter 24
At that time they called it shell shock. Standard treatment was a short stress leave sort of recovery followed by a readaptation period to get them used to society. A far as I could find out the flashbacks are incurable mental damage, but diminish within a decade only to resurface in the elderly.
sgtgrim570 0
before my grandfather passed away we had to make sure there was never anything on his night stand when he went to bed. he had a tendency to throw things in his sleep, thinking they were grenades.
sweetthing333 0
PTSD is not something to take lightly. I have PTSD and so does my father. I have treated mine with therapy (it was not war caused). My father has his as he was stationed in Germany to help when the Berlin wall fell, he was in Desert Storm, and he served 2 tours in Iraq, plus when he's home he is on the police force. He's seen a lot and as such developed PTSD. Certain triggers will set off PTSD episodes (flashbacks and the like). You need to learn what triggers set off your Grandfather's and try to minimize them. If it is dreams, keep sharp objects and blunt objects out of his reach at night.
mfmylifesrsly 30
My ex is a ranger and he was PTSD. it's pretty bad he has to take ambien (a sleeping drug) at night or else he has trouble going to sleep, but even then sometimes he can't sleep. when we were together and i stayed with him he said he slept better because he was with someone he trusted and didn't feel so unsafe. he even used to sleep with a gun under his pillow.
JustineBeann 0
that was on Drake & Josh. just saying.
flyerfan101 9
tht show was the best
Mpsteve13 7
so? I mistook mine for my girlfriend one night. shit was real awkward the next morning
amadais 1
1st!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jrefinne 7
You need to stfu. The people who actually get first are the ones who don't think they got it. Moderation is key. ;)
DrewSmooth 0
Rage much?
flyerfan101 9
Watch out, he's gonna nuke u 2morrow night
SmallyBigs 9
Nice.
mr_miyagi 0
12 hahaha
lmaoatall 6
I know a bats painful, but try to be understanding to him. imagine reliving a nightmarish war over and over. just be creative and pad yourself up. oh and I would deffinantley wear a helmet of sorts. even when your sleeping.
Jrefinne 7
*bat's, definitely, you're. Now you know.
amadais 1
oh my god mistakes were made in this post! how ever can we thank you?
PrinceFroggy 0
Cause I defiantly couldn't read it before!
lmaoatall 6
**** off 16! could you read that?
ckay6 0
congrats you won the fml spelling bee
Jrefinne 7
Looks like someone "defiantly" doesn't understand the concept of constructive criticism. Or, should I say, several someones.
lmaoatall 6
constructive criticism, that's not what you were saying! you're bats!
Jrefinne 7
You may not like it, but this time it worked!
BooGhosted 0
Only Nazis like each other and in the end were owned so BAM!
Epic_Phale615 0
OMFG, people it's a god damn entertainment app/ website. **** off and stop being a stuck up bitch. All of you get your heads out of your asses and make comments pertaining to the FML instead of personal gain. If your life sucks and you have to take it out on people, right a ******* FML.
Jrefinne 7
*write. Bet you didn't see that coming.
whitesox365 0
jrefinne is write all you peepl need two stop hating grammer nazzees and chek you're grammer; i reely hat wen peepl insalt othur grammar naziis. you all need too fuc of!
every1luvsvag 10
This argument is over, assholes. Grammar Nazi wins, the rest of you lose.
raven02 0
lmao 108
thatcrazyredneck 0
#16 tonight you should go lay on the highway or mabye just quite being such a little bitch