Today, after a 7-year dry spell, I finally got laid. The downside? It was in my dreams and involved a character from My Little Pony forcing itself on me. Now I hate that fucking stupid show more than ever. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after more than a year of being single, I finally had sex. Unfortunately, it was only in a dream, and after we finished, he told me that I'm terrible in bed. Even my dream-lover is a dick. FML
Today, I woke up after having a dream which included sex with a very hot guy. I realized it's about time I get laid, because the hot guy was Brock from Pokémon. FML
Today, I had a wet dream. The problem was that I was dreaming about watching porn. I can't even get laid in my dreams. FML
Today, I woke up after having a wet dream about Marge Simpson. I really need to get laid. FML
Today, I walked into the living room, only to find my brother wanking to an episode of My Little Pony. FML
Today, I was about to hook up with my crush, but he turned out to have a micro penis and couldn’t even get it hard. Then I woke up. I can’t even get laid properly in my dreams. FML
Today, I dreamed that I was making out with a cute girl. Just as I was about to take it to the next level, she suddenly burst into tears and said, "I'm sorry, I can't do this." I can't even get laid in my dreams. FML
Today, after six long, hard years of involuntary celibacy, I was finally about to get laid. Except it was just a dream, and in it my mom stormed in just as things got heated, called me a useless cunt, and told me to go do my chores. I guess my brain forgot I moved out years ago. FML
Today, I borrowed my boyfriend's laptop. Out of curiosity, I clicked through the bookmarks in his web browser. One of them took me to a site dedicated to sex stories featuring characters from My Little Pony. FML
Today, I woke up from the most sensual dream I've had in months. Unfortunately, despite it being better than any action I've had in a long time, the dream was about me fucking a donut. FML
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Top comments
SkyGuy32 17
Maybe you're just subconsciously a brony.
ZeroDying 11
I had the same dream but with Elmo ...
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Comments (87)
Queen_of_Night 20
Was it Princess Molestia?
Sagedrop 10
I'll bet you it was Flutter Shy.
Queen_of_Night 20
You misspelled "Futa-shy".
Retaheki 27
I think I should go, I've had enough FML for the year.
Seamus Delaney 6
It was his dreams. It was Lunaughty, if course.
ItsDutch 16
Violated by a pony
lj19717 19
You know you're a Brony when you dream of animated ponies having sex with you.
laden_swallow09 35
*looks at your profile picture* Yeah, you would know, wouldn't you?
crack229 19
lol agreed 140
victorvldv 8
So does it still count?
UhHuhHoney 20
Hey... Sex is sex... Congrats lol
abNormal62 23
Sex with a my little pony character? That begs the question... Are you stable....boy?
SarcasticShade 16
The op needs to quit horsing around and get some.
tranced_ 45
void ab initio coz it was just a dream
CoralineCrossXXX 13
You can tell you need to get laid when you get raped by a pony in a dream. especially after 7 years
potato63 10
That show is for little girls, any adult who watches willingly and not for their kid needs a reality check
Mynamewontfi 40
I don't like the show either, but there's no reason why an adult can't like a show just because it's made for kids.
Sagedrop 10
Or Frozen, or Repunzel, or any other Disney movie that adults keep obsessing over.
Brandi_Faith 34
Or batman or avengers or transformers...basically any superhero. There's nothing wrong with watching a kid show. Especially if it's something from your childhood that brings back good memories. The good memories and happiness is probably really good for you actually.
iAlissa 34
The only time I think it's inappropriate and honestly stupid that adults watch it is when they sexualize it, ********** to it, and revolve around these silly cartoon ponies. It's weird. I understand fandoms but the sexual brony fandom is beyond repulsive to me
CoralineCrossXXX 13
I guess I can't watch doctor who then can I? or read harry potter.
6demon6spawn6 12
well **** I guess im doing it all wrong.
Seamus Delaney 6
While the fandom disagrees with you, we will still love and tolerate the shit outta ya.
LyricaSilvan 30
If it's been seven years, you might wanna change your approach a bit. You're clearly doing something wrong.