Today, after a 7-year dry spell, I finally got laid. The downside? It was in my dreams and involved a character from My Little Pony forcing itself on me. Now I hate that fucking stupid show more than ever. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after more than a year of being single, I finally had sex. Unfortunately, it was only in a dream, and after we finished, he told me that I'm terrible in bed. Even my dream-lover is a dick. FML
Today, I woke up after having a dream which included sex with a very hot guy. I realized it's about time I get laid, because the hot guy was Brock from Pokémon. FML
Today, I had a wet dream. The problem was that I was dreaming about watching porn. I can't even get laid in my dreams. FML
Today, I woke up after having a wet dream about Marge Simpson. I really need to get laid. FML
Today, I walked into the living room, only to find my brother wanking to an episode of My Little Pony. FML
Today, I was about to hook up with my crush, but he turned out to have a micro penis and couldn’t even get it hard. Then I woke up. I can’t even get laid properly in my dreams. FML
Today, I dreamed that I was making out with a cute girl. Just as I was about to take it to the next level, she suddenly burst into tears and said, "I'm sorry, I can't do this." I can't even get laid in my dreams. FML
Today, after six long, hard years of involuntary celibacy, I was finally about to get laid. Except it was just a dream, and in it my mom stormed in just as things got heated, called me a useless cunt, and told me to go do my chores. I guess my brain forgot I moved out years ago. FML
Today, I borrowed my boyfriend's laptop. Out of curiosity, I clicked through the bookmarks in his web browser. One of them took me to a site dedicated to sex stories featuring characters from My Little Pony. FML
Today, I woke up from the most sensual dream I've had in months. Unfortunately, despite it being better than any action I've had in a long time, the dream was about me fucking a donut. FML
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Top comments
SkyGuy32 17
Maybe you're just subconsciously a brony.
ZeroDying 11
I had the same dream but with Elmo ...
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Comments (87)
graphicstyle7 17
There's this new thing called "dating". Spruce up and try it. If that does not work, there's this new thing called "escorts"...
the_real_dvd 21
India has a disproportionate amount of men compared to women. Combine that fact with the fact that wealthy men there often have more than one wife and it makes finding a suitable companion for many men very difficult.
Laylette 21
What. the. ****.
travellingfun 18
Them ponies get about!
IWishIWasObama 12
Talk about a night-mare.
chosha_fml 27
I'm suddenly feeling way better about the weird dream I had last night.
badgercheese94 16
Rape nightmare for normal people, fantasy for bronies.
6demon6spawn6 12
hey, dont blame a great show for your subconscious.
i8cake 12
Your 7 year dry spell ends in a wet dream with horses? Not judging but damn!
sakotavin 3
50 shades of pony
moogoesthecow 4
Admit it, it was better then some girls out there.