Today, one of my regulars came up to my car in the parking lot. We talked through the window while I put on my makeup. He then asked for a hug because he won't be in for two weeks. I obliged and he was kind enough to slide his hand between my legs. He then gave me $50 not to tell his wife. FML
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witchybaby89 16
To answer a lot of questions, I'm a truck stop waitress not a prostitute or stripper. He's a truck driver who has been a faithful customer for two years and has been handsy before but never to this extent. I took the money to my manager and they're looking over video of the parking lot and my restaurant.
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burnthistown 20
I thought she meant one of her regulars as in she's a prostitute
GeorgiaBea 28
Perv... Tell his wife... And the cops.
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GeorgiaBea 28
Perv... Tell his wife... And the cops.
fuckedPriceless 17
I'd be fine with it if it happened to me. Free 50 bucks...
Merylwen 24
She's been sexually assaulted. Clearly she's not "fine" with it. Sexual abuse is not "fine".
NeyNeyDaDa 21
Well she did say "gave me" implying she accepted them, so...
MzZombicidal 36
#68, that's a dumb way to look at it. When people say "he gave me a black eye" do you think they just accepted it? Or "they gave me an STD." Not everyone asks for horrible things to happen. She was sexually assaulted and there's no if, ands or buts about it.
twerking_riggs 22
#54, #46 wasnt saying sexual assult was fine in general, they were just saying that THEY wouldnt mind.
Blake77_fml 19
And keep the $50
taylorswitf 15
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That's a bit horrible.. Sorry OP, it might just be best to never talk about it or think about it again...did you keep the fifty bucks though?
taylorswitf 15
Also, if not, tell the cops and his wife and get a freakin restraining order.
EatUrGreens 20
Never talk about it? She's been abused! That's the worse advice to give..
carebear1228 20
are you a Duggar?
killadude111 14
Haha that shit made me laugh??
TheIronFez 13
I know physical contact from a stranger is bad, but I don't think I'd call it abuse.
TheIronFez 13
I meant to thumbs up
abbyade 21
I hope you told him off never to try that again and slapped his face with the 50 note. What an ass. Sorry you had to go through that OP.
kutchbabe 13
Awkward
EpicKassi 23
It isn't awkward, it's disgusting.
taylorswitf 15
Well if it's at a bar then he might've been drunk... If it's at a cafe, well, then he's sober af and doesn't have a kinda valid excuse for roughing her inappropriately.
burnthistown 20
I thought she meant one of her regulars as in she's a prostitute
rockwrench 18
That's a little creepy. Not clear on what you mean on regular. I would at least let someone you trust know that happened. By the way, did you keep the money?
UnidentifiedFun 37
Ew. Something similar has happened to me and the first thing you should do, in fact, is tell his wife.
rhiannahoward14 19
And keep the $50
ohmissjane 24
one of your regulars?
uncle_ssaamm 12
i totally thought that meant prostitute but i have no idea
ironmany_fml 23
yeah exactly, even I thought she was either a stripper or a prostitute until I saw the comments where everyone is crying rape. btw, unrelated question.. if a prostitute is ****** without getting paid, then is it rape or stealing?
VeganVampyre 27
Doubt it. I'm a cashier at a grocery store and I have regulars. Just means customers who come in on a regular basis and particularly like to talk to me and/or specifically come through my line to see me, so I know them pretty well. I assume most jobs have their regular customers or clients who prefer one or two employees over the others.
jacky75_fml 21
What kind of job do you have?
igive 29
Bartender/waitstaff/barista/stylist. any of those use the term "regular"