Today, my husband decided to be helpful and do all the laundry, including pre-treating all the stains. He felt that Clorox Clean-Up with Bleach would be the most effective. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my husband decided to drain his motorcycle oil into an empty bottle of laundry detergent. Also today, I decided to lift a stain out of my white comforter with some detergent I found in the garage. FML
Today, my husband finally decided to help with the laundry. He washed a pen and it exploded in the dryer. FML
Today, I came home to find my fiancé trying to do laundry. His version was "rubbing the smelly spots with baby powder". Looks like I'll be the only one doing laundry for the rest of our lives. FML
Today, my boyfriend did the washing as an attempt to help me. Not only are all my clothes now pink, he refuses to do the dishes, vacuuming, bathroom, ironing etc., as he has done "plenty." FML
Today, I cleaned my bathroom from top to bottom. Tonight, my husband threw up all over the bathroom. He actually cleaned it up himself, including the toilet. I went to use the toilet, put down the seat and sat down. Guess which part of the toilet he DIDN'T clean. FML
Today, my brother sprayed the entire kitchen, including all the dishes, with industrial strength spray adhesive, thinking it was disinfectant. I'm the one who got to clean it up. FML
Today, I went to gather the laundry out of the dryer. My daughter had seen my wife put bleach in the washer, so she decided that honey in the dryer would make the clothes smell sweet. She wasn't wrong, but now I have a giant ball of sticky socks and underwear. FML
Today, our dishwasher broke. It's my husband's chore to do the dishes, but he refused to hand-wash them, and instead suggested we take them all up to his mother's for her to put in her dishwasher. FML
Today, I asked my SO for help with just the laundry, which translated into him only washing his clothes. We're married with multiple kids, and I currently work 2 jobs. FML
Today, while dog sitting, the dog peed on the carpet. There was a bottle of cleaning spray on the counter so I sprayed the spot. Turns out that spray was Clorox Bleach. Now their carpet is bright orange. FML
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aeslehc_ 0
Don't let him bathe the pets.
5oforlife 0
haha that sucks!
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5oforlife 0
haha that sucks!
Horney4her69 0
is that bad?
kitty_f 3
lol , at least he tried to help
chocobunnyyumyum 0
yes its bad
Starfire22 5
Yea, bleach isn't good on colors! L
Subrosawolf 0
She should make him drink the bleach! :D
TrollGrammarNazi 0
Well I'm not a farmer but Cmon have some common sense.
Vanni 0
Fixed. Thanks! :)
burgerking83 0
YDI for letting a MAN do the laundry
mtr_fml 0
at least he tried :( I feel bad for him he was doing something nice ...
sweatteaforme001 0
It's not a wife's job to "train" her husband to do laundry. A fifteen year old should know not to put bleach on colors - boy or girl. A man should know how to do laundry well before he's married. Granted, this is probably not the end of the world, but its not a woman's "job" to "teach" men how to do basic household chores.
HoesInaBox 0
Hehe..I would just make MY husband fold socks or something. It saves us all the embarassment of having to wear splotchy, faded shirts and undies.
sam411411 0
I love watching people attempt to make jokes so somebody else can say win to them. lmfao fails
TuM_TuM 0
at least the gut tried to help do the laundry. unlike most that play xbox 360 all day. E for Effort
BoarderBoy15 0
#48 has it right
dp0515 0
#48 that was very sexist, and I do not appreciate that, but ur right.
Reyo 2
Anyone else remember the FML where the wife made breakfast for the husband and the husband got mad that he had to clean up the mess... ...yeah
tysta 0
Respect and agree to the fith degree my homie g. :-)
gmula22 0
He was just trying to get all the cum stains off his clothes. Do you smell cheating scum bag?
DonutNoob 0
@48 I do the laundry and I'm a man.. and I do it perfectly fine, so you don't have it right as some people have said.
dancmgg 0
Fyl!!!
pr0adam 0
I don't get it
iSwag 0
we use that to clean counters, bathrooms, etc. ...dam
granthm 0
amen laundry and cooking are woman work jk
brianjman14 23
what do those mix up to be?
xundria 5
^ So true. She just needs to get back in the kitchen.
Otto12 0
^so true
AngryNinja 1
at least op's husband isn't a sexist pig who realizes it's okay to do housework, and much less embarrassing than sitting on your ass while your wife slaves away. op, way to go on giving the sexist asswipes on here more amo. >.>
AngryNinja 1
ammo*
Lee002 8
...I'm pretty sure it was a joke and they weren't being serious... but hey, if they were, more power to 'em! :)
auzmo 0
haha a women trying to talk about womens rights but makes a spelling error (by the way I'm not sexist in any way) jk wanna hear a joke? womens sports hahahahaha
QueenPersephone 9
I'm going to have to agree with angryninja. It's always somewhat amusing though, to see men using the fact that they stand up to piss while women sit as proof or superiority. Morons.
Freeze_fml 17
It's more amusing to see women take the bait and get all heated up over a joke.
depressedgamer 0
if you think about it women are way more sexist than men, we just don't react to it.
saltz 0
isn't that the truth
ImaginaryFoe 1
AngryNinja, he might be sexist and smart enough to do the bleach trick so OP won't let him help anymore. Either way, OP, have him buy you new clothes and let him know he needs more practice doing laundry.
Pennykins 0
A "women?" And you are criticizing the grammar of others?
auzmo 0
it was a joke and my bad a woman sheesh
blankettt 0
In his defense, he was only trying to be helpful. on the other hand, he should have known not to do that, it's just common sense. Then again, common sense is the least common of the senses. By the way, this is when you teach him the correct way to do laundry, because now you'll know he can :)
chocobunnyyumyum 0
lol. it is common sense... :P
elvgar 0
i didnt kno there was a problem with tht myself haha O.o
chocobunnyyumyum 0
lol!!!
myownenemy 0
I didn't even know it was bad until I read this.
jayde214 0
oh wow!!
aeslehc_ 0
Don't let him bathe the pets.
kayvan 8
YDI for not training your man better. Easily fixed, though.
drbombay 0
wait is that ammonia and bleach?
onnielief 4
Actually, you're 11th
EV34 6
ha ur number 11 lol
finndizzle 0
5th!!!!! yeah I do most of the laundry and I'm a man. even I knew bleach is a no no on mix loads lol
Melkezidech 0
Ahhhh....... the sweet smell of fail in the evening.......it leaves me slightly aroused.
EV34 6
ha nice!
ipts 0
ur 10. dumb@$$
davemania 0
bwahahaha!
Bullet4MyChemaMo 12
@ ipts I was fifth while typing it. Don't call me a dumbass because you evidently don't know me.
Melkezidech 0
Why not kindly tell him what he did wrong, instruct him on how to do it right, and get over it? What's more important, bitching about your clothes online? Or being happy together with your husband?
willrh102291 0
^ couldnt have put it better
iamchuck 0
I did that once. Now I never have to do laundry again. Your husband is much smarter than you think.
Cthulu 0
Rules 1 and 2. Shut up.
Cthulu 0
ugh f'ed up comments
spez86 0
now who's being sexist lol "make him do it write " how bout **** you do it yrself lazy bitch ps I help my wife with almost evry chore around the house plus take care of are two kids and still hold a full time job lazy ass people
megashroom 6
Yeah, but you dropped out of scholl at 14 and worked at Mcdonalds, as you're spelling skills show.
megashroom 6
Snap, your*