noname
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Leaking
Today, I discovered that if I put my ankles on my boyfriend's shoulders while we are having sex, I will pee myself. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Darcy
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex. He passionately laid me down onto the bed, both of us fully naked. Pressing down on my shoulder, he ended up dislocating it. The pain made me pee myself. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house and badly needed to pee. Just as I was about to say I had to go to the bathroom, my boyfriend suddenly put his hands around my stomach and picked me up. He hit just the right spot, causing me to empty my bladder then and there. FML
TooShortToCleanThat
United States
Today, my boyfriend decided to show off one of his favorite skills: Peeing on my ceiling. FML
never again
Bakersfield, United States
A real ******
Today, I finally had sex with the guy I like, but I had to pee really bad. It got really wet down there, and he thought I squirted. I peed everywhere. I let him believe he made me squirt. FML
embarrassed2
United States
I'm pissed
Today, my boyfriend tickled me. In between laughs, I warned him that I was going to pee myself. He didn't believe me. After I actually did, he suggested we use a "safety word" from now on so that he will know when I'm being serious. FML
Miramichi
Canada
Today, my boyfriend admitted that he pees on the toilet seat just to piss me off. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Observation
Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. Right as I was really getting into it, he pauses, frowns, and says, "I think I see the pee hole." FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my friend peed her pants while we were sledding. I could feel it trickling down into my pants. FML
pottypattypeepants
United States
Let it all out
Today, my boyfriend and I were play wrestling. I had pinned him down and was sitting on his chest when he suddenly squeezed my stomach, causing me to rip the loudest fart ever. He looked so shocked that I couldn't help but laugh. I laughed so hard that I accidentally peed on him as well. FML
wetsheets
Cardiff, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Inspirational
Today, my partner was inspired by 50 Shades Of Grey to try making me orgasm with a full bladder, therefore intensifying the experience. He was right, it was mind blowing. It also made me piss the bed for the first time in twenty-odd years. FML
Top comments
bombtastic 10
sucks. fun position though ;). pee before sex. it'll help. research it too, the feeling of pee isn't pee though.
lonley_mom 0
are u sure ur just not "squirting"? He would be hitting ur g spot that way...
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Comments (266)
Mello016 0
lol i hope it was ur gspot caz peeing on me wld rlly kill my boner if i was ur bf
ashleighhhhh 0
Hahaha that position always makes me have to poop. I hate it but the angle feels sooo good!
Lenoraa 0
hahaha like:))
zamato 0
Jesus, you are a disgusting pig. Who pees on their lover?! I feel so bad for your boyfriend. If I were him, I would dump your sick ass IMMEDIATELY. YD what ever comes to you!
penguinazul 13
Even if she did pee, you act like she did it on purpose. I'm sure she wouldn't intentionally piss on her boyfriend unless he had some weird fetish and asked her to.
Sunfloria 0
That and she could have just mistaken it for squirting... I'm pretty sure it's scientifically impossible to pee while you're aroused.
UrbanerMezei 0
You're a ******* idiot he hit your g-spot and you squirted. Girls can't pee during sex dumbfuck.
Tr1ll 0
Yes we can. It's fun. :)
cabadas11 2
Hey bro people make mistakes no need to be an asshole about it
stunner_steph 0
ha nice but I fount it's per
TechFire 25
You put your ankles on your boyfriend's sho- WHAT THE **** WERE YOU YOU DOING!?!
penguinazul 13
Having sex, as was stated in the FML... learn how to read.
TechFire 25
I know. But I have no clue what the **** kind of position that's supposed to be.
penguinazul 13
Alright, hold one finger up. With the other hand, hold two fingers up. Put them together, with the tips of the two fingers at the tip of the one. Have the one finger bang against the two. Voila. (Sorry if that seemed bitchy; I just wanted to describe that, hahaha!)
jimmartin 0
I think it is a squirt! congrat you are one of the chozen ones
Mome_Rath 0
if you're gonna wear a strapless top, nix the bra, will ya? looks ridiculous. jussain.
hoohaaahee 0
yeeeeaaaaah! you're a squirter! awesome.