Today, I drank from a soda can that was on my floor. Unfortunately, it was my boyfriend’s pee. He was too lazy to go to the bathroom. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend walked out of the bathroom, informed me he'd accidentally peed on the floor, and told me I could clean it up when I get a chance. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me into the bathroom and proudly showed me how far back he could stand from the toilet while he peed. Unfortunately, he got distracted and peed all over the floor I had mopped just an hour before. FML
Today, I woke up to hear my boyfriend drunkenly crashing around in the living room, after peeing in an ashtray because he thought it was a urinal. FML
Today, I poured myself a glass of Coke from the bottle in the fridge. While drinking it, I saw tiny pieces floating in it. Apparently, my boyfriend had drunk straight from the bottle in the morning, felt sick and threw up. He then put the bottle back in the fridge. I just drank my boyfriend's vomit. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to show off one of his favorite skills: Peeing on my ceiling. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of my boyfriend full-on peeing into our tiny trash bin. The trash bin was basket material, so the pee was all over the floor. Once he'd finished, he went to bed, passed out and left me to clean it all up. FML
Today, I reached a new low in my relationship: my boyfriend got so drunk I had to help him take a piss. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's in a back room that wasn’t connected to the main house. I really had to pee, but neither of us wanted to go into the house, so he told me to just go outside in a cup. I ended up having diarrhea in a cup in my boyfriend's backyard. FML
Today, I was hanging with my friends when out of the blue, I got thirsty. Friends said there was Gatorade in the fridge. Being the trusting person I am, I took a drink, only to discover it was piss. FML
Today, my roommate reached a whole new level of laziness: I caught him casually peeing into an empty beer bottle while laying in bed. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
Glowworm56 27
The fact that the soda can was on the floor and already opened already sounded suspicious to begin with.
Tripartita 45
Well, now you know why the toilet is always filled with soda.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (22)
manb91uk 22
Ancient Chinese proverb; Urine for trouble if you consume what is not yours.
Inkoseh 33
The pee wasn't hers, so you're right!
Mungolikecandy 19
A whole new world of fun time could be opened up to you!
TheHillfam84 7
Why would you just drink from some random open soda!? I'm sorry, but you sort of deserved that. But yeah your BF is definitely gross and lazy lol
Lindsay Rogers 4
this sort of happened to me once. it was a 2 ltr bottle that was half full of mtn dew. apparently the mtn dew had gone stale and he didnt feel like "freezing his nuts off" to go to the bathroom.....we had been sharing the drink before bed so when I woke up and was thirsty guess what I grabbed for........ 😒😒 I called him at work threatening murder because I thought he was trying to prank me or something. no he just forgot to mention it to me. that was 8 years ago and we are married with kids now. I'm still mad tho.