Today, me and my boyfriend were fooling around on my bed when things started to get heated. I said to him, "Do what ever you want". He got up and said he'd be right back. I thought he went to get a condom. He came back with a sandwich. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, during sex, my boyfriend stopped and asked if he could eat a sandwich while we do it. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he wouldn't have sex with me because yesterday I ate a sandwich in his bed and got crumbs in it. FML
Today, my boyfriend's idea of foreplay was to offer to make lunch, leave the room for a few minutes, then come back with no clothes on and offer me a "cockmeat sandwich". FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were watching a movie and eating a burger. Feeling frisky, I sat up and took off my shirt. He looked at my chest, at his burger, then back at me and said, "Give me a minute, I don't want my food to get cold." FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, he stopped, got off, walked into the kitchen grabbed a doughnut, and came back to finish while he ate it. FML
Today, as I was in the middle of giving my boyfriend head, he looked at me and said "Eat that cockmeat sandwich." He seriously thought it was a turn on. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I was really horny. He then gave me the link to his favorite "porn". He said I should do it for him. It was a youtube video of some girl making a sandwich. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when he stopped and got dressed. Naked and confused, I figured he’d be right back. Yeah, 20 minutes later with a plate of food for himself. So much for sex. It would've been nice if he told me though. FML
Today, I was having sex with my fiancé when he stopped and said, "Boy, what I wouldn't give for a burger right now." FML
Today, I was in bed with my boyfriend, starting to get intimate with him, when one of his friends walked into the room, grabbed my leg, and pulled me onto the floor. His reason? He was hungry and wanted to go to McDonald's. FML
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Spencer_CDS 0
Might want to be a bit more specific next time. Lol.
Dillybar 0
Should've asked him to eat you out if he was so hungry...
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Comments (164)
theshinepolice 0
sammich?
serpicosghost 0
I woulda told you to go make the sammich for me
kyle_kbo20 0
i rather have a sandwich then you
Ridyn 0
Maybe you should have showered first? your pussy must have been that nasty he didn't wanna eat that
smartornot 0
The OP says he's a guy. If a guy has a boyfriend, he is gay. Therefore, YDI for being a fag.
jonny2x4 0
Hey, sex is hungry work, even for homos
quadracer111 0
I dont think its 2 men. Why the **** would 2 guys need a condom to butt ****? Unless one has an std i guess? Burning asshole disease ;)-
spongebobrocks 0
What is it with everyone asking why two guys need a condom?
tre3s 0
lmao that sounds like something my boyfriend would do. i think it's hilarious.
jhon316 0
haha r u gay cause y woul d u geta codom cause its not like ur getting pregnant ur a dude realy whatch what u put as gender if ur a girl
kristinmarie178 2
Bad word choice there for this context
nanner6206 24
Idiot.