Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when he stopped and got dressed. Naked and confused, I figured he’d be right back. Yeah, 20 minutes later with a plate of food for himself. So much for sex. It would've been nice if he told me though. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, when he finished, seemingly angry. He stood there naked complaining for 15 minutes about how our sex sucked. Then he demanded that I dress him, because "it's my fault his clothes were off in the first place". FML
Today, me and my boyfriend were fooling around on my bed when things started to get heated. I said to him, "Do what ever you want". He got up and said he'd be right back. I thought he went to get a condom. He came back with a sandwich. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were sexting, and he asked me if I would be naked and waiting for him when he got home. When he told me he was on his way, I took my clothes off and got into bed. What he didn’t tell me was he was bringing friends to pick up a desk from our place for their office. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. His mom called to him from the next room telling him dinner would be ready soon, he needed to move his car, etc. They had a 5 minute conversation...while he was still inside me. FML
Today, I tried to have sex with my boyfriend three times, but every time he insisted that he wasn't in the mood. I left to get food and when I came home, he was masturbating. FML
Today, I tried to have sex with my boyfriend three times, but every time he insisted that he wasn't in the mood. I left to get food and when I came home he was masturbating. FML
Today, I showed up at my boyfriend's house with nothing under my coat but some sexy lingerie. He told me he was working on an assignment, and made me wait three hours before he'd have sex with me. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I was horny and was waiting for him at my place. 30 minutes later, he still hadn't arrived, so I called him and asked if he was coming. He replied "Already did, right into a kleenex." and hung up. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was making a list of things to do tomorrow while faking an orgasm when I realize my boyfriend had finished about two minutes ago. He's pissed. FML
Today, my boyfriend's idea of foreplay was to offer to make lunch, leave the room for a few minutes, then come back with no clothes on and offer me a "cockmeat sandwich". FML
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RichardPencil 32
You know, sometimes enough is enough and you just want something to eat. Pretty thoughtless not to offer you any food.
genuinegoodguy 9
You mean ex boyfriend?
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Comments (6)
RichardPencil 32
You know, sometimes enough is enough and you just want something to eat. Pretty thoughtless not to offer you any food.
Marcella1016 32
To be fair, he could’ve gotten something to eat without even leaving the bed...
RichardPencil 32
You know, I thought I walked into that one after I hit Send. You proved me right!
Wadlaen 24
Well, sometimes suddenly you get the munchies😅😋
genuinegoodguy 9
You mean ex boyfriend?
tounces7 28
I don't think it's quite appropriate to dump him for getting really drunk on the night of his 21st birthday.
Samantha K 9
😂 I was thinking the same thing!
fjvitt 14
Evidently, he was finished with it...
Samantha K 9
Well next time let me know, so I’m not thinking we about to go back at it 🤦🏾♀️🤷🏾♀️
jfigley 5
Huh?! Thats strange as hell. I want to know his reason behind it...
Samantha K 9
Me too 🤦🏾♀️🤷🏾♀️
Bamisoep 9
We need some more info. A- was there penetration? (then he is just weird) B- what was on the plate?
Samantha K 9
1. Yes there was penetration And..... 2. It was organic mini samosas