Today, me and my boyfriend were fooling around on my bed when things started to get heated. I said to him, "Do what ever you want". He got up and said he'd be right back. I thought he went to get a condom. He came back with a sandwich. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, during sex, my boyfriend stopped and asked if he could eat a sandwich while we do it. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he wouldn't have sex with me because yesterday I ate a sandwich in his bed and got crumbs in it. FML
Today, my boyfriend's idea of foreplay was to offer to make lunch, leave the room for a few minutes, then come back with no clothes on and offer me a "cockmeat sandwich". FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were watching a movie and eating a burger. Feeling frisky, I sat up and took off my shirt. He looked at my chest, at his burger, then back at me and said, "Give me a minute, I don't want my food to get cold." FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, he stopped, got off, walked into the kitchen grabbed a doughnut, and came back to finish while he ate it. FML
Today, as I was in the middle of giving my boyfriend head, he looked at me and said "Eat that cockmeat sandwich." He seriously thought it was a turn on. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I was really horny. He then gave me the link to his favorite "porn". He said I should do it for him. It was a youtube video of some girl making a sandwich. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when he stopped and got dressed. Naked and confused, I figured he’d be right back. Yeah, 20 minutes later with a plate of food for himself. So much for sex. It would've been nice if he told me though. FML
Today, I was having sex with my fiancé when he stopped and said, "Boy, what I wouldn't give for a burger right now." FML
Today, I was in bed with my boyfriend, starting to get intimate with him, when one of his friends walked into the room, grabbed my leg, and pulled me onto the floor. His reason? He was hungry and wanted to go to McDonald's. FML
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Spencer_CDS 0
Might want to be a bit more specific next time. Lol.
Dillybar 0
Should've asked him to eat you out if he was so hungry...
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Comments (164)
theanonimouse 0
Here's a better lesson: CHOOSE BETTER BOYFRIENDS. How good you are in bed shouldn't be the deciding factor on whether or not he respects you.
Dakarads 0
gay guys use condoms lol. they get std's too...
darklove6792 0
i would have dumped him....thats all i have to say
jhon316 0
hey u know gays wear condoms sometimes to its called std hello didnt u know that geez evan lezbos wear them so ya gays wear condoms not that im gay cause ya im not
cinni42 0
SCRUBS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
good_life35 0
what is it with guys, sex, and sandwiches? lol
akshar 0
Idk wat was so fml about this. Never keep a man from his sammich.
ellohveeee 0
HAHAH, THAT`S HILARIOUS. But that sucks, ahaha FYL.
Nighta9 0
i'd be lying if i said that was halarious too bad he likes to eat more than he likes sex
Squirty 0
(Y) Thats GOLD! Voted #1.
saki84 0
you should have said ''do anthing you want WITH ME''