Today, I woke up to find my face all red and swollen. Turns out it is caused by the medication I’ve been taking for over a week now. Only in very rare cases it will cause redness on your skin. I’m glad to know I’m special. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I woke up with a giant red rash all over my face, so puffed up that I could hardly open my eyes. The doctor said it was probably from some of the compounds found in most makeup. I'm just getting into theatre and have auditions coming up. FML
Today, I discovered that I have developed an allergy to salt water on my face. Now, every time I sweat or cry, I come up in a bright red rash. I am allergic to my own bodily fluids. FML
Today, I finally saw a dermatologist due to my unusually severe acne. Now I know I actually have a rare disorder that makes me allergic to my own acne. FML
Today, I used a facial mask for super sensitive skin, recommended by several friends with similar skin issues. Apparently, when the warning says, "May cause some slight redness for thirty minutes", it really means, "Your face will have hives and swell to twice its normal size for several hours." FML
Today, I found out I have a new allergy: the sun. My face is so swollen that it has started to bleed to relieve the pressure. Today is also day 6 of the 3-month European trip that I spent all year saving for. FML
Today, I went to the store and bought some cream to help with a sunburn I'd gotten a few days ago. What's worse than having red, peeling, and painful skin? An allergic reaction on top of it. FML
Today, I finally got prescribed something for my skin problems. The good news: It works really well. The bad news: When the doctor said one of the potential side effects was a "horrible rash," she really meant it when she said, "horrible." I swear to God, I was about to rip my chest open, due to it itching so hard. FML
Today, I took my dog back to the vet because her face was completely swollen and her stomach was bright red and blotchy. It's obviously the medication she just started, but my vet doesn't believe dogs have allergic reactions. It's the only vet in the area. FML
Today, I woke up with a rash on my face after just getting over a bad cold. I was told by the doctor that it was a staph infection spread by wearing a face mask. The face mask I wore so people wouldn’t catch the cold from me. FML
Today, I used a new face mask that claimed it would make my skin glow. I must have missed the part about testing for allergies. My “glow” turned into a bright red rash overnight, just in time for a first date. FML
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_fake_ 0
I submitted one similar to this a while ago. (Got denied, though.) I'd gone to get my eyes dilated for the first time, and apparently I happen to be one in 200,000 people who experiences vomiting, loss of motor skills, temporary blindless, and extreme light sensitivity, lasting for nearly a week. But yeah, red skin is much shittier. FYL.
what_what 0
Noord Holland! Represent
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what_what 0
Noord Holland! Represent
Intoxicunt 6
*Waves flag* Yay.
Ajjas013 6
But you're special!
A83_fml 18
dus dat!
Wet_Dream 0
kut hollanders
rottentomatoes 7
flikker op BELG D: *boos*
oolala110 0
FIRST!
meezer008 0
stfu
ashleynonymous 0
Sounds like something that would happen to me. it's just that kinda luck. Sorry, your life is effed.
pwnrzero 0
lmao, happened to me with proactiv. now i have little to no options with acne meds, since most of them use the same ingradients as proacitv. and the ones that dont do not work on me.
starry_eyed 0
Go to a dermatologist and get some prescription stuff.
MyBloodSings 0
Same thing happened to me except is it was a BAD rash. Sorry it happened to your face though...at least I could hide mine!
alleyes 0
wow, a whole "9" comments....lame
thatsfunny8 0
You should visit The "Blog" of "Unnecessary" Quotation Marks.
Intoxicunt 6
I laughed at #14. Nice one.
Cant_Touch_This_ 0
agreed :D
Einstein714 0
special..... did you ride a short bus to school
minette08 0
that means you're allergic to it, go see your doc
Superawesomestev 0
stop taking the med. simple.