Today, I got home from work and heard the shower in my bathroom running. Thinking my wife was taking a shower, I got completely undressed and walked in. My wife wasn't in the shower. Instead, I found my daughter and her boyfriend in the shower, making out. There was an awkward moment of silence. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was taking a shower when my husband suddenly came in naked. I thought we were gonna have some fun, and so tried to be sexy. He took a quick shower and left. FML
Today, I took a shower at my girlfriend's apartment. I was wandering around, gathering my clothes when I noticed my girl doing her hair in the other room. She looked sort of peculiar, so I stood there, studying her. Half naked. I then realized it wasn't my girlfriend, but her roommate. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were in the mood for something different. So we decided to have sex in the shower. When we were finished I heard a voice outside the door asking if we needed a towel. It was my mother. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had great sex and afterward decided to take a shower together. He left the room to get some towels, so I went to the bathroom and wait. I walked out of his room wearing nothing but a thong and ran into his mom who had come home from work early. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I decided to sneak into the shower at her house while her parents went out to eat and a movie. Half way through our shower we heard a knocking at the door, it was her mom. We had left all of our clothes downstairs. Safe to say I won't be allowed there any more. FML
Today, I waited for my girlfriend to get in the shower before I stripped down to try and seduce her. I got ready, threw open the door and went in. I walked in on her taking a dump. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, when I needed the loo. The door was ajar, so I walked into his bathroom, sat down, and started to pee. I then looked up to see the shocked face of his dad sitting naked in the bath. FML
Today, I walked in on my husband having sex with the shower wall. When I got in the shower with him he immediately went soft. FML
Today, me and my girlfriend were getting at it, and then my parents came home. I heard them and we scrambled to get our clothes on. My dad came into the room and found me wearing her pants inside out with her thong around my legs. FML
Today, my girlfriend called me over to her house. When I knocked, no one responded to the door. I decided to check the back yard and found her sunbathing by the pool. I kneeled by her and placed my hand on her butt, kissing her neck. What I heard next, "So this is what you do with my daughter." FML
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blland 0
One golden scene for Romeo and Juliet should have had. Enter Capulet. "Wherefore art thou in my bathroom? Cannot thee afford thy own?"
WOW_idc123 0
eww. haha thts really weird
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Comments (148)
HarperGirl 4
thats even worse just because they are family
CitizenSnipz 0
Wow. I have that image in my head. Tatooed into my mind. Wow. Wow. Just tell me you didn't say anything. You and your daughter will never live this down. Her boyfriend will tell everyone. Creepy hobos will think about showers around you. FIX THIS.
CitizenSnipz 0
@41 EPIC WIN.
niesenator 0
so the moral of the story is not to let your daughters boyfriend spend the night
cherriblizz 0
Your daughter is a dumbass for not locking the bathroom door. Also did you even think to whether or not you saw your wife's car outside? Dumbass.
ZleveL 0
AWESOME
what_the_fail 0
Kill your slutty daughter and cut off her bf's dick!
ImAnthony 0
call me crazy but after reading 17 pages of this why do theese storys all sound fake and like there written by a robot?
drea41 0
what does OP and YDI mean??
Secret_Fire_King 0
I think ppl are calling her a "*****" for having shower-sex in her parent's bathroom.. and #126: ppl in yr7 shouldn't be *******.. Are they all ******?